"What people msg you after you beat them" MvC3 edition

Classic Fighting Games Ultimate Marvel VS Capcom 3
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Typical things I get messaged:

“Can I play now”?

“You have no life”.

“You virgin”.

“I’d wup your ass in real life”.

I’m married, have two kids, was in the military for 4 years, college grad, have been across the world multiple times and yeah…

I do perfect pushups when I’m waiting for a match. I’d like to get my hands on some of these little fuckers and real life rog rush’em. If you don’t like the game don’t play it. Sound like my three year old bitching cause you want something.

“Can you let me hit you”? “You suck cause you don’t let me hit you”.

Quit whining, shut the fuck up and stop bitching. The game won’t change cause you cry.

I’ve got two teams:

Zero/Dante/Sentinel
Task/Dorm/Doom

Yuppers.

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I miss the rage quitters… I’ve only gotten 2… maybe 3 since the game came out =( … RQ hell is funny, … and it prevents RQs… but… I was planning to make a mosaic out of RQ screens =(

I might have to make a xbl account JUST to enter RQ hell to complete my task =/

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i don’t get pissed off, i usually hit standby with one hit left on my lifebar, reverse psychology :slight_smile:

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I just HAPPENED to be recording for no other reason than to see how I was playing and what I could improve on.

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What an idiot… my first response was “classy” my second was “see you on youtube!”

Then you can see him become apologetic. I recommend blocking this talentless prick.

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I have this one:
"I hope you know you play like a bitch lol"
That was playing with akuma/zero/storm and I beat him with whirlwinds. Should super jumped, I suck with storm.

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Not to knack you or anything, but I rather enjoy watching people put up evidence of players being jackoffs in-game. Not only does it serve them right, but at least players would know what they’re in for if they happen upon said player themselves.

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lets see…

xDSLx theskull - you weakling whit same attack play other game you fucking gay
CRAZY343 - shitbag
Iraq tha Party - to drunk right now ?
KFR StigM4tes - fucking noob tss
MLR Thriller 34 - fuck you

I had someone rage quit on me yesturday… i sent a complementary message to the guy… ‘U MAD?’

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leesonline says: dude your a fucking noob why do you use Sentinel learn how to play fighting games

Me: Haha dude you are so salty and there are many ways to play fighting games, which you wouldn’t know about scrub

leesonline: Well I definitely know alot more about them than you pussy ass sentinel I’ll beat your ass without him

I accept his challenge and its been about 3 days and no response LOL you got to love scrubs that always make excuses and are SALTY!! =)

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NE Massacre: “THAT WAS WEAK!!!”

crapinasack: "ggs nobody has made me more mad then you :slight_smile: " --Was happy to get this one. First game he wrecked me, second I used Chun to rush him down with Wolvie and 50Sent keeping the pressure on–

DeeHavic: “u is gay is fuck with that spazzzin shit”

I replied with something I think like “I won, didn’t I?”

DeeHavic: “if dont know more than 1 move i guess so huh u cunt bubble” --Not my fault he can’t figure out how to get in on Sent

ThexIronxLotus: “…”

smokey1021: “u fuking suck spammer”

Durrty J Parr: “bitch”

El Chues: “cheating ass bitttttch sdpammerrrr”

…those are mine, so far.

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My B n*gga i cant play this game for shit.This shit ain’t nothin like that part 2 homie…dem combos were on point ,but thats cool tho. bitch."

This man sounded like Cleveland from family guy the whole time we was playing :expressionless:

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After a long combo, did he say “that’s nasty”?

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My most recent message was: Lmfao. Why do you use up front characters when all you do is run away like a punkass bitch?

That’s the second time I’ve been bitched out because of people just can’t seem to block Haggar’s pipe. What’s even funnier is that he had a level 3 x-facror She-Hulk. :rofl:

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Getting really tired of the rage quits followed by shit like “LOLOLOLOL Noob! You cheat so I leave”.

Its really starting to bug me when I’m just trying to enjoy some matches. Does everybody need to be a pro the first 2 weeks? Shit, it’s unnatural to have losses in a brand new game, right?

I guess the MVC3 twats are a cut above the SF4 ones. Now my ragequits come with taunting afterward.

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I got my very first rage-mail today (including all of the time ive spent playing SSF4 online). I feel like i’ve accomplished something!!

It read:

“Fuck you buttonsmasher u only cornerspamed so dont cry about spaming u fucking cheaterwhore”

Beat him 6 times out of 6 in non ranked. He just couldn’t cope with X23’s silky skills!

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LOL I fail to understand how these people think they have somehow gained a “victory” by running from a match. Like I’m gonna lose any sleep over a ragequit.

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I keep getting hatemail from some dude who’s a 3rd lord
I thought that little whiny kids were filtered after 4th lord

oh well… my Akuma/Dante/Doom team is too annoying I guess

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Yesterday I got a few interesting ones… In ranked match I played a person twice in a row, the first time, at the end of the match (wasn’t a message) I heard alot of muffled noises coming from my TV (him speaking) for some reason I can’t hear people clearly when I don’t have my headset on… (anyone know how to change this?) he went on talking for a LOOONG time…

Then when I noticed I was playing the same person I turned on my headset JUST to hear what he said… woow… he went on SO long and so fast on one breath… I was amazed… no clue what he said though… but damn he was mad…

Another message I got was simply “Fucking pussy”

Normally, I just ignore hate mail… but … I havn’t been getting enough lately, so I thought I had to do something to incite more hate mail, so I just decided to msg all hate mail with just simply “gg” or “ggs”. That way it’s sortof a “for me it was Tuesday” except not as rude and obvious…

and for that game yesterday, It was sort of true, I had to think abit after msging that to remember the game which incited that message…

Here’s the situation: his first 2 characters were dead, he had Lv 5 meter unused x-factor and phoenix… I had almost full health on all 3 characters…

so I just decided to try and get his phoenix as close to 0 health as possible… (I got it to the point where you couldn’t see the life bar)

and I simply just turtled and pushblocked the rest of the match… didn’t attempty to hit her at all… which wasn’t actually too hard to survive because he used the same tactics I use except… way more predictably… did a mixup once out of the 45 seconds left on the clock…? and I got lucky for that one mixup and jumped and avoided that attack…

she managed to bring one of my characters to half health from basically chip damage and a handful of lucky hits…

someone salty they didn’t get to use dark phoenix…? lol.
…that was a good troll game… I wish I had that recorded…

… any suggestions for a universal message to reply to people to incite more rage? … that isn’t too immature / likely to be misinterpreted as rage…?

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“Don’t get mad, get good.”

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“by the way, seriously from the bottom of my heart, fuck you, fuck your mother, fuck everyone in your entire bloodline, I hope they all get eradicated, fuck you you fucking ******” in a voice message from:

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I’d prefer, “Don’t get mad. Get better.”