"What people msg you after you beat them" MvC3 edition

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I get matched up with this douchebag in Player Match, who was I think 8th or 7th Lord. He proceeds to stomp me 5 matches straight, despite me even changing teams at one point. Figuring that I’m obviously outclassed, and just not having any fun, I opt to leave after the 5th match instead of rematching, to search for someone else to fight. No sooner than I left, the guy messages me “l2p”.

You know, sore losers are one thing. I could care less about someone pitching a bitch fit after losing to me and messaging me up just to call me a f** or something(which has happened). I just laugh at them and click Delete. But sore winners? Fuck people like that. They just need to go play in heavy traffic or something. I mean, seriously, what possesses someone to act like a major cocktard and put people down after beating them? Just take your damn wins and walk away.

What I find particularly funny is when somebody is raging during gameplay and you hear them because they have their mic on. There was this dude cursing all kinds of things at me and my Dormammu the other day. He kept hitting my Dorm’s fire carpet move and wasn’t enjoying it at all. lol

… U frustrated?

I just had one today, this kid was so salty cuz I beat what seems to be his best team in one round, even tho he won 3 - 2 , I was playing keep away with deadpool and just HP in the air, he keeps getting caught, then he sent me…

“Spam more okay!”

A wee bit. I just hate people like that who feel the need to rub it in afterward to satisfy their ego or whatever. Like I said, I don’t care if I lose, it’s part of the game. Just be happy you won and walk away.

i had such a guy, too. on one of my very first matches online he was going with sent/dante/akuma. i disposed of his sent and dante in a few seconds, but had no answer to x-factor tatsumaki(ya sad i know) afterwards he send me a lenthy mail about how i should lerna how to play etc.

i was playing some online when suddenly i went from “decent enough to pull off your BnBs” to “QCF+H= pause…character moves forward by 2 centimeters, H normal” so finally after getting one hell of a lose streak, i actually catch someone with Crouching M sent,go into rocket punch cancel into plasma storm…“ROCKET- BLARRGH! PLASM-” terminated session returning to main menu.
i just let morrigans theme troll the shit outa me for about 15 mins, went on arcade get a message from said dropper(?) saying “Play offline till your connection gets better”. im not kidding about that morrigan part either. i literally sat there looking at my sentinel hyper flashing the Plasma Storm to morrigan’s theme for fifteen minutes… good theme

“I’d wup your ass in real life”.
I got this one quite awkwardly. I was winning (ranked) against this guy and midway through I had an important phone call, so I had to multitask. He x-factors and I lose.

I get some message,
“U PUSSY LOL I’D WHOOP YOUR ASS IN REAL LIFE TOO”

I don’t know whether he saw my “thai boxing” interests or not, I just replied,
“lol nope.”

I’ve never sent the first mail. I find it the most childish thing to do really. But I do reply quite often and usually in an overly aggressive parody of whatever they sent me.

Other note worthy mails,
“stop spamming.”

“Fucking sentinel player.”

“Lrn2play” (English must be a hard language to use)

“All you do is that cheap dante combo fucking spammer”

“Fucking Zero sword cheap ass bitch trick”

Number of “GGs” I’ve received out of 700 matches,

two.

Ehehehe

W MERCENARY W 2/18/2011
stop being such a bitch with chris. its about fun not winning

BMX VTEC 23 2/18/2011
so pussy

ArabHunter702 2/18/2011
sssssssssssspaaaaaaaaaaamm

x D3LuSioNaL x 2/18/2011
spam!!!

twoface44x 2/19/2011
i can play cheap 2 pussy

CypherDextrous 2/20/2011
cheap punk

Unseen walker 2/20/2011
time win pussy

iPres 2/20/2011
Way to spam kid

Cerrius 2/21/2011
?

Da Masta 718 2/24/2011
coward

CaptainFaiIboat 2/25/2011
ur bad

Mebizzle 2/27/2011
spamming ******

XxINSANE3xX 2/28/2011
is that how you play all the time?

LionheartY2J 2/28/2011
No wonder. You play range all day. What skill.

VietnamTomOnBus 3/2/2011
wow u play n00b…

JVenom23 3/3/2011
ouch

Aku Knight 3/3/2011
U should really stop playing like that its very cheesy.

JabberJaws010 3/4/2011
straight pussy strategy. learn a combo bitch

Faltheabyss 3/5/2011
i cant call u good all u do is the same three moves that immobilize me i thought u change it up but i was wrong

EnjoyingJoemama 3/5/2011
u would have to hide in the corner like a scared little u ****** it is the only way could win

DAHPROFESSER 3/6/2011
i cant believe u made it that far with that scrubby spamming… i noticed u didnt complete one fucking combo. ur a fucking scrub of scrubs…

nfamous Iozzo 3/6/2011
did i just won? lol good game

Why do people say…

Saturday Demon 3/6/2011
i forgot there iz a simple mode on jhere

As if simple mode = free win? I think these people actually need to try simple mode and understand what can and can’t be done.

Saturday Demon 3/6/2011
y s3nd a message stupid

Better question: Why READ message when the fight starts? I’m not responsible for your actions.

Saturday Demon 3/6/2011
bitch boy

I quit early because I didn’t select my team during char select which was my mistake. Which is fine with me considering he won 0 matches out of 5.

X Big Weapon X 3/6/2011
love the gamertag

<3

Saturday Demon 3/6/2011
im sure u are a bitch n person so keep playin on simple operation

If I was actually using simple and winning… and you’re on normal losing… you’re the bigger loser and I’m the bigger winner. Stay freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

haha its hilarious to see how many of you guys get mad cause people rage quit on you yet you got 3 different classes and everyone of them has sentinel and phoenix in them lol Now thats funny I dont care who you are. I win a lot, lose a decent amount. I dont back out on sents. or nothing but that shit is straight scammy. Sure play sent. in SOME classes but I think most on srk play sent in EVERY class ha

i use ryu, and really all u can do is play defence with fireballs and punish assits and when they make a mistake then u do ur simple air combo, ryu isn’t going to be rushing down

these guys suck so much i dont even have to use a proper strategy, i just sit back and fireball + sent drones and if they come to close i call dante jam session assist to stop them from going up. I pushblock and do air fireballs or tk fireballs

if they suck so bad that i dont even have to use my last 2 characters, then im going to do this until i can tell they are actually good.

they message me saying i suck and i spam alot, i usually just reply saying i knew u were easy so i did the same thing all matching trying to let u formulate a strategy and come at me but u failed.

Is there any way to download XBox live message audio to a computer (besides video capture setups)? I’ve got a nice salty one from a guy who took the time to record one.

And his name? MVC3Tester. lmao.

Using deadpool gets you minimum 5 rage messages because they couldn’t fathom the idea of not running into bullets.

and a whole LEGION of scrubs if you post that rage on youtube…like i did :confused:

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hah wow, those comments are great

this one is my favorite

@Fr6nk3nst31n Spamming is NOT, I repeat,? NOT, part of this game. If your going to ruin the game with your cruddy moves, then don’t play at all. The point of the game is to LEARN to play for you, since apparently you can’t play fairly.

LOL, Da Masta sent me “fuckin coward” on SSF4 a few months back cause I play Vega I guess?

I’m just gonna let Hulk walk in and combo me 100% for free because all he has to do is push 6 buttons, I got guns to keep him out but who cares. Don’t you guys know Fr6nk3nst31n is the authority on all things fighting games? gawd.

Wow. You’ve attracted the MOTHERLODE of dumbasses. “It’s not fair!” “You’re spammy!” "WAH WAH WAH"
And all Hulk had to do was Superjump over the bullets, and they’re criticizing you? I have half a mind to challenge those scrubs and film the consequent whoopass.

The Hulk thing is hilarious. Mostly because I want him to try and hit me so I can Advancing Guard him into a Hyper Combo. :smiley:

Ive only gotton a couple of hate mails with my team of Tron/Dormammu/Phoenix. Most of the messages have been directed toward Dark Phoenix, and every person that has a problem with it, I just tell them SNAP HERE IN!!! kill her before I get to 5 meters otherwise learn how to deal with the mix up and quit bitchin.