"What people msg you after you beat them" MvC3 edition

I get the normal hate mail filled with “spam”, “turtle”, etc. But I got one that said I was “a fat b*tch who stays with his mom and practices the game all day.”

To which I slyly replied, “I’m only fat because everytime I finishing sexing that whore you call a mother, I tell her to go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.”

my friend and I made a room and invited people in our other friend was in the room also but everytime we kept on winning we let our friend stay so he was playing against other people while we were in the lobbying just talking.

later on some guy came in teabagged me so then my friend and I took turns owning him. he sent me this

“yall thank yall funny im rook i shouldnt even cum close 2 wining tell your gay friend 2”

I said, “cool story bro”

he responded with, “yeah its cool story now ima get betta at mvc3 later and have fun talkin slick on a game dat dont take skill tekken is were its at”

I replied back with, “u mad”

he said, “stil lame and yall stil talk mad crap when yall use cheap characters”

I said, “lrn2block”

I used Wolverine/Akuma/Thor

hahaha god i love the hate mail from playing sent… after pretty much owning up for free a player by the name XxFALLENxSAVIORx on psn i get the message

" you sentinel fgs are seriously worthless punks -_- if i had a locator i’ll kill you! go blow your self mvc3 fgg*t!"

lmao! i respond " haha, go home and be a family man scrub! salt is bad for you!!!"

lmao bring on the hate! god i love sentinel! lol

God, I love how “you’re a loser because you practice the game all day” is a 100% stock response from cool bros who lose. I dunno where that meme got started, but it’s in just about every online game in the west now!

Remember kids, if I win, I’m AWESOME and LEET at the game! If I lose, you SUCK for being good at the game, who is any good at this shitty stupid game anyway!

Some guy said I was being too obvious with dat pipe/lariat. :rolleyes:

I think everyone just hates on the Sentinels. Beat the shit out of a guy 4 straight with just using Sentinel and jamming session assist in the corner. After the 3rd game he messages me and just says " Your a joke ". He picked his characters again, replacing Chun-Li with some character… don’t remember. Played again and I just DESTROYED him, almost a perfect. Writes back again " Your a scrub, later ".

Guys…

Im sure i win… look at this one, the guy sent it to me today… and when i read it, i LOLed so hard, i had to go to the bathroom…

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Buzz Killington is that you?

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Know what makes me LOL in this game? People who think that just because you wiped the floor with them, you just HAVE to be playing Simple Mode.

Wow. You’re a dick.

This guy needs some followers.

Got a dropper today, that sent a message afterwards saying “JAM URE HYPE”

I have no idea what that means, if anyone could shed some light I would be greatful.

Someone sent me an angry message today.

I replied with a generic and overused fighting game meme.

lol.

just beat a kid 9-0 and heres how are messages went

Pur3Be4stX: yo *** stop playin on simple (i used normal by the way)
PJS FoxDie: LOL i wasnt on simple but that message is goin on shoryuken.com
Pur3Be4stX: LMAO yea ok if you own that

just sent him the lin waiting on reply :slight_smile:

Got this my first time online:

“wow your bad the game wasnt evenin out 4 a week and you already runnin and doing the same move”

Haha, this guy wins the thread.

BTW anyone who says to a player “I’m gonna post this on SRK” is even more of a loser than whoever they’re talking to. Note to all, bragging about posting on a website doesn’t make you cool. Not everyone knows (or cares) what SRK is. Just sayin’.

“nice cheesiness nd assist spam ur fingers hurt hows ur vagina feeling douche”

He was playing my godsister and she sent back:

“my vagina is nice and tight. thanks for asking :3. you shoulda asked how big my dick is because im a girl. would offend me. Hows your vagina doing? did arthur wreck it?”

She plays Arthur/Haggar/Hulk and MASTERDANNY07 got WRECKED!!!

i got my ass handed to me by somebody last friday when i was playing online, like beaten pretty bad … and i got a message in all caps “OWNED” afterwards.

was the first time i had played him too, and decided to stay in his room a bit more and he won like 75% of our matches.

^12 yr old

SOOOOO strange that your name is purebeast and the guy i faced today was of the same name just spelled differently i thought you were him for a minute lol

usually I am the one to send a message even if I win

something like “mash harder stupid N3”