"What people msg you after you beat them" MvC3 edition

Myself: "Hey, that was a great match. You wanna fight again sometime?"
Him: "The fuck are you talking about? You sat around with your mic and talked about some spanish influenza and something about history while using Hyper Combos every chance you got."
Myself: "I said Spanish Inquisition, and that History Doesn’t Remember its losers."
Him: "Oh, so now I’m a loser?"
Myself: "You can be, or you can fight me again sometime."
Him: “What the fuck ever, go play your 13 your old spam game, you Twilight loving shit.”

Now I don’t know about you, but what the fuck does Twilight have to do with History or the Spanish Inquisition?

you said history doesn’t remember its losers while winning a game of marvel? you sound like a dick. do you like twilight?

after winning a game with trish/chun/sentinel. mostly with lv3 sentinel. i sent a message saying “sorry for spamming sentinel” and he replied “no hard feelings bro”.

see. SEE! not everyone who plays the game is a crying 12 year old.

Dark Phoenix is a hatemail generator.

scoopshagendazs: It must be nice having no idea how to play the game

That’s probably my favorite message so far. But the venom that spews through their microphone is the most colorful part.

The most colorful thing was some guy repeating: “That gun can shoot.” When I was using Deadpool.

But the weirdest thing was some fricken wack job who was obsessed in rematches saying he wanted to find a way to beat my tactics as he said he does when he loses to others. I didn’t bother replying but that loser kept sending me messages even when I was in a different game begging for a rematch until I blocked his messages.

http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/1599/messages.png (its in ascending order, so start from bottom)

I’m not that good so I haven’t had much hate mail.

I do tell people they’re lagging bad though… Most actually give a positive reply like “sry my bad”

funny one was “sry my roommate is watching pron and torrenting -_- gg”

This. Is hilarious.

People message me : Air combo is cheating. im gonna report you, You’re using cheap characters, I’ll report you for spamming, FU bish.
I usually ignore these messages, but wait… people spam those words on mic in lobbies too :slight_smile:

The messages I got today.

“Are you the Jay-Z of Wolverine? lol gfg bro”

Yay!!! Im likable.

“lol you same move bitch ****** go back to africa”

0_0

“u r the only arthur player i seen that actually did combos. mind blowing”

:slight_smile:

“OMG THAT COMBO GOOD SHIT”

:slight_smile:

“playing arthur tis gay”

lol

“wait… you didn’t pick sentinel… and you won? this is madness!!!”

Message of the day. Made me lol so hard.

And a couple of GGS.

I don’t like Twilight. He just randomly said it in the message. Also, Instead of calling someone a bitch, or a pussy, or what the fuck ever, I use wittier taunts and smack talk. I keep it to a bare minimum, but it’s there.

‘History doesn’t remember it’s losers.’
‘You’re getting slaughtered worse than the Spanish Inquisition.’
‘Beethoven went deaf so he didn’t have to hear you scream in pain.’
‘I dream about beautiful ways to kill you.’

That’s just how I roll, brosef.

well, but dont u find it funny when u win and people call u a cheater? lolz

I just think its funny when people come back to my witty responses with stupid ones.

Holy shit, these are your ‘witty comebacks’? All of these are horrible!

The ‘Twilight’ thing the guy said to you was far more hilarious. You sound like a douche.

You must really like Dane Cook.

Are they really that bad? Geez…

I got “fuk sentinel so cheap” myself.

Oddly, the sender had won the majority of our matches.

Two so far, much more frequent that Street Fighter hatemail.

Foetus1102 20/02/2011
u must be loving this game simple option lol… u ppl r fucking noobs

XIKingVegetaIX 24/02/2011
schoot noop no good (What the fuck?)

You sound straight out of the 1800’s

“I hope your parents die when I come burn your house down”

Report him to the police… EVEN MORE DELICIOUS TEARS