"What people msg you after you beat them" MvC3 edition

I’m not very good, but after beating this guy he sent me a message telling me “I’m hacking you.” Wtf?

I’ve been enjoying Hulk these last two days, but I knew he would receive the same hate that Sentinel gets due to super armor attacks. I beat a Tron/Wesker/IM team mostly with my Hulk and of course, “Scrub” comes up in my messages.

My first hate mail said “stop using the same move”. Also it was pretty much the only one I ever got =(.

My first hate mail was some guy who said I got a cheap win using Doom. About half way trhough the match I switched to Doom and started Plasma Beaming. He proceeded to just run to the other side of the screen and block. I told him that if he wasn’t going to stop me from beaming then why would I stop.

He’s just saying that to psyche you out. Fill out a Grief Report and let Sony deal with his stupid ass.

I get lots of this (intermingled with general Sentinel hatred). My response usually draws their attention to the fact that they are indeed insulting themselves and that I needn’t employ any other more advanced techniques if “spamming the same shit” has them so perplexed.

I’ve been getting 9001% Hate Mail since rocking Haggar, Hulk, Sentinel online. How do I block pipe?

xl2ELLIKx: got enougn super armor there scrub?

MASTERKILLLIAN: SPAMER HOPE U GO TO HELL LOSR

ED 662 (top of the leaderboards, if I remember right): u know u played cheap, i won u like 3 times *** u had to run to win

SgtBAbar4cus: wow dude wanna actually play the game next time or do u suck that bad, you wont fight within less than a 10 ft range what?

kumanzo: pussies do same gay combos haha looks like ur a pusy HAAHA

xGODistheJUDGEx: u hv no skill samething stop doing the samething over and over ok? (my response: you hv no brain get hit stop getting hit over and over ok?)

Ricky6pack (personal faves): f you keep ridding hulks cock like that im sure your going to reach 1st lord in no time so good luck ***

Ricky6pack (second round after ragequit): easymode??? i wonder what mode you must play to use the guys a down syndrome monkey can use!!! keep assisting to the top im sure you will be swimming in the pussy then ***!!!

Honestly, I don’t mind the ragequits and hate mail seeing as they can’t seem to get the idea of push blocking and keep away down. I usually tell them to do just that. But hey, they would rather throw a temper tantrum then get better. I would like to see them get better so I can improve myself through stronger opponents, but the hate mail is still quite entertaining itself.

Same thing here - Doom’s beam generates agro. I just usually reply with “<3 you forever”.

“Get some skills” - Some dude who didn’t know how to super jump when I was using Arthur/Chris/Sent.

While we’re on the general subject of saltiness, it’s worth noting that GameFAQS is on sodium overload lmao.

ppl seem to really hate assists for some reason!

dude msg me (name withheld) : yep keep mashing the assist button

after i 5-0 him.

I just started playing online today, and it’s actually going pretty good. Just a few minutes ago I played two matches against someone, And during the second match I chose Amaterasu, Chun-li and Akuma, while he selected Dante, Trish and Akuma.

Anyhow, he basically took down Amaterasu and Akuma before I even got a chance to hit him at all, so it was Chun-li versus his whole team with nearly full health. By some miracle I manage to win with just a sliver of health though (X-factor helped quite a bit), and after the match I could actually sense the incoming hate-mail, which I received shortly afterwards.

The message reads: "no skill there bud… so shitty. lol"
I then reply with "You’re welcome ;)"
And then comes another message “come back when you dont mash like the ***** you are”

Actually I felt like apologizing at first, because I’m not one who usually spams, but I guess I did overuse Chun-li’s fast kicks slightly.

there is no thing as spam too much or overuse the tools of your chars

heres some good ones i got recently

BulletSickness 2/28/2011
NO FUCKING SKILL GTFO

sXe STI 2/27/2011
my down wasnt working for 80 % of that -_- gg gl

BlockJustinHawks 2/27/2011
ahahaha yeah man wow u had way more health then me u didnt have to run

i told Justin hawks to “go home and be a family man”. his response:

“wow good come back lame ill come to ur house hook up with ur mom and become apart of ur family”

I know what you mean, and I agree. Though, some people seem to blame their loss on the opponent’s tactics, such as overuse or spamming of certain attacks, even though there are ways to get around pretty much any tactic in the game. I’d prefer not to give them reason to do that.

Lately I’ve had my messages set to friends only so people could stay salty if they got bodied. Recently, I decided to see what the MvC3 salt tasted like. I get about 3 ragequits every time I play.

I played 17 games with this guy and won them all. In the end, he messages me:

X DEZERTEAGLE X 2/28/2011
i dont doubt your skill but your spamming is intolerable. what are u afraid of?

My reply: This is mahvel baby

X DEZERTEAGLE X 2/28/2011
no excuse for spam. ur the corner camper in COD, the double melee in halo, the guy that chainsaws all day in gears lol. your cheap gameplay excels n a game like marvel. garbage none the less

My reply: Poetic, but overpraise I’m afraid.

X DEZERTEAGLE X 2/28/2011
give urself some credit and stop playn the game like a puss. not as poetic but true indeed

I forgot what I said to this but he went on to say…

X DEZERTEAGLE X 2/28/2011
go 2 sleep. give that sweet puss a power nap LMFAO!!!

My reply: “You’ve been naughty.” (I use Morrigan.)

X DEZERTEAGLE X 2/28/2011
lol bottom line MVC is where pussies can prevail. would be nice to fight some1 that doesnt assist and spam like their dry ass cooch didnt depend on it. its just a game tho. desperate times call for desperate measures. king of spam are u

My reply: Then quit this assist dependent game or sharpen your tools. Don’t throw salt on me just because my tools are sharper. Oh, and learn to x-factor more.

Seriously, if you want to play a Marvel game that isn’t about assists, you shouldn’t be playing Marvel 3. You shouldn’t be playing Marvel 2. You probably shouldn’t be playing Marvel 1. I found it funny when I showed someone his first message, they asked me, “Did he x-factor?” “No. lol” And how are you gonna bitch about assist spamming when you use the most assist spamming punisher in the game? (Ryu)

You’re doing it all wrong.

Mash it MORE. :mad:

ECHOx410xPoLo sent me a voice message after I took out his X-Factor 3 Ryu shooting random shinku hadokens and nearly taking out my whole team. He got mad cause I taunted at the end after whacking him on the head with the pipe. He says stop using the same move over and over, and that I had no skill cause I did the same move. I texted him back saying “Yea, maybe I should learn random X-factor 3 hadoken beams. Stay free simple mode scrub.” Then I get like 2 more voice messages about how he wasn’t using simple mode (bullshit) and that even if he was, I was still bad for doing the same move.

If you encounter him, do me a favor; spam him to death, and then taunt at the end.

This is great, but this thread is called “what people msg you” not “what you msg people”. Good shit never the less. I love how captain america says “Show some respect!” LOL

<3 Foxdie

“Turtling Cunt”

Getting rage mail as I type this. First day I’m using Ammy more than just an assist.

I’m not even gonna bother with my replies. Just know that it’s probably not a good idea to talk shit to me if I feel like… retaliating.

outlaw rider187 3/1/2011
fuck you and your dogg bitchmade pussy lol

outlaw rider187 3/1/2011
sit on your pussy lame bitch lol

outlaw rider187 3/1/2011
you a fucking joke

outlaw rider187 3/1/2011
go suck your dad dick bitchass ****** lol

outlaw rider187 3/1/2011
l don.t have time for fakeass bitches so you can eat your mom pussy

outlaw rider187 3/1/2011
say man why are you fucking with me (LMFAO)

outlaw rider187 3/1/2011
im trying be cool with you

outlaw rider187 3/1/2011
man if i hurt you im sorry i talk mess (WTF? LOL)

outlaw rider187 3/1/2011
yeah you right but it fun talk mess but i didnt people take it like that i talk to some races mother fuckers on here i was like fuck anybody

outlaw rider187 3/1/2011
so we cool

At this point I stopped sending messages… and still receiving love letters at this very moment.

outlaw rider187 3/1/2011
what that mean you still mad (dude I’m laughing my ass off because I’m posting this shit on SRK)

outlaw rider187 3/1/2011
want to know one thing how old are you

I’m at the point of asking “u gay bro? cuz I’m not.”

INC NON-RAGEMAIL

Illuxsen 3/1/2011
Dear god, you’re great o.o. You use stick or the regular controller?
^like

lll ADDiCT lll 3/1/2011
ggs jnst bought it yesterday wat do u think im lacking bsibes experience cuz i didnt play mvc2

^really like - we discussed strategies for a bit.

I think that there can be such a thing as spamming attacks. It may not be a bad thing though. If its the way to beat someone then go for it. If i know that if i let an opponent in he will tear me apart i wont let him in! At the same time, if i know that getting up close and personal is best way i’ll do that. Using the same attack over and over if definitely winning ugly though…grinding out that win! I feel bad after i’ve done it as i know its not the most skillful way in the world but it works.

Thing that bugs me is when its the same move right from the start…its just so boring. But its always been that way since SF2. Lost count how many times i hear hadokenhadokenhadoken etc when to shotos are battling it out.

Anyway still no hatemail!! :frowning: Thought i would get some after a guy left me with just Hulk against his entire team. On went the x-factor and out came the gamma charges, air combos and many hyper combos lol. He assited at the wrong time which helped…right at the start of a hyper combo. but no hatemail! Not sure what i have to do lol.