Spanish for cocksucker, lol.
Played against a dude named FYC Punker. He picked El Fuerte, and I just used my one and only main Honda as always.
Match started, and the guy decided to run all the way to the corner. I lol’d. No real strategy: Just spammed wall jumps and running sweeps. Most of the time I turtled due to the lack of offense I actually wanted from my opponent. Eventually I beat him with a saving attack xx Ultra.
Messaged me, saying “way to sit back”.
Apparently, you’re not completely acquainted with the Ken flowchart, which I swear has been posted at every possible opportunity in the forums. Those Ken players? Probably already autoprogrammed once the game came out.
Well, tonight I went and did it - I decided to make Dan my one and only main for Ranked matches. Had a few friends over and, over the course of an hour, went from 1200BP to 480BP. As I got demolished over and over, I began sending strange, funny or just plain wacky messages to people. I messaged things such as “I wish I was as cool as you”, “Dan would have won if he had hair like Guile’s”, and “Go Dan! Some day we’ll win a match!” (inspired by a previous post in this topic). To my surprise and the intense laughter of the guests I had over who watched my matches, I received very positive replies each time, from “Good game” to “You’re a great Dan, it’s good to see some variety!” to “You’re not bad, you just chose a terrible character” (especially embarrassing coming from a Sagat player who wiped the floor with my butt). Even got a double message from one guy:
Him: Good game! I really enjoyed your Dan, keep up the good work!"
Me: Dan is jealous of Sagat’s shorts.
Him: LOL! You’re too funny, +reps!
This made me decide to do what I’ll post here, a collection of message logs between me and other Ranked players. I responded to every player I faced in about a 45 minute time frame, and recorded all responses. My messages are as original / silly as I could muster, but not all of them are awesome. Had few responses tonight, but I enjoyed it so I think I’ll keep doing this.
For your viewing pleasure, the Dan Logs!
The following takes place between 1:11am and 1:58am on 2-28-09:
- Win vs. Ken - “Saikyo fighters never lose battles!”
- Response: None
- Loss vs. Ken - “OYAJI !!!”
- Response: None
- Win vs. Ryu - “Yeah! Saikyo’s the way to go!”
- Response: “dig it”
- Loss vs. Zangief - “If only Dan had hairy shins, he coulda been the best!”
- Response: “lol”
- Loss vs. Ryu - No fair! Dan doesn’t have a headband…"
- Response: “sux 4 him”
- Loss vs. Ryu - “What? Amazing! That’s incredible! I can’t believe it! … What does Ryu wash his gi with? It’s so clean!”
- Response: “good game!”
- Win vs. Gen - “What’s that, old man? You want to learn Saikyo?”
- Response: “bitch nig you retarded”
- Loss vs. Zangief - "Please don’t break off my arms!
- Response: “lol”
- Loss vs. Balrog (boxer) - “Your punches hurt a lot.”
- Response: “lol”
- Win vs. M. Bison (dictator) - “Psycho? No, Saikyo! It’s pronounced ‘Saikyo!’”
- Response: None
- Win vs. Ken - “Your flaming punches were hot, but they didn’t burn as intensely as the power of Saikyo in my soul!”
- Response: “yea…play again?”
- Loss vs. Sagat - “I can never lose to you, daddy-killer!”
- Response: None
I got called a homo for telling someone good game. He said its gay to message another man on PSN
Long time lurker first time poster,
My first objective when I got this game was to unlock dan hibiki, my mains are sagat and gief, go figure. And I noticed whenever I went up against a player in the 600bp area and they picked akuma it was usually a scrub who set it to 1 match 30secs trying for an insta win. what better way to humiliate some people other than dan hibiki?
Needless to say I havent lost a match against a scrub gouken or akuma as dan and I do get my fair share of hatemail from them.
Including, but not limited to,
- Gay fat ass bitch get off the couch and (sexual obscenities) some (females) at the club like I’m gonna. (damn) this game.
2)You (mother father) piece of (poo) try that (cheese) again, I’ll hunt you down and kill you. [Killed scrub seth with dan’s back throw]
and much more I’d go through my inbox but my tv is in my car at the moment.
All replied with -Behold the glorious Sight!-
Usually I reply with GG, I haven’t gotten a negative comment from the gg other than -that was luck… (ken player)
After I beat this guy named deshawn1077 on PS3 about 3 times in a row, he was like “Ay, you lucky as sh*t yo! Blah Blah Blah…I’ma whip dat a** next time I’m up here…blah blah blah…I’ma be back up here about 11 o’clock and I’ma whip dat a**!” I challenged him and he didn’t reply.
Then there was this one guy that was like “You suck! BLOCKFEST!” I never took sore losers seriously. On a side note, I beat a Dragon Lord on Tekken 5 online, and I’m ranked a 6th dan. Bout to get a wired connection so I can play that some more because its just unplayable on a wireless connection.
lol, win.
Because playing video games is the epitome of knowing exactly where your sexuality lies. “Gaming…It makes you gay…?” Good slogan.
:lol:
Played a Ken (of course, because everyone on 360 plays with Ken) on 360 named Generals Creed. Kept him pinned down with Air Fireballs until he got irritated and jumped into the Ultra R.D. to end both rounds. Had this exchange after the match:
Him: "U cheap bastard"
Me: "go Practice"
Him: "Go f*** yourself and die! You cheap Akuma range whore! Learn how to play the game and stop that stupid raging demon fireball crap. P****!"
Me: "Ok, you have a nice day buddy."
Him: "Play me again! And no fireballs and no ultra combo, unless you’re too much of a p**** to fight fair!"
Me: "You’re angry, you will lose grasshopper."
Him: "You’re a coward! I hope your XBox explodes in your face!!!"
Me: “Bless you child.”
Nerd rage. Gotta love it. :razzy:
I laughed so very hard at this. You are a good man.
Gandara, you are my new favorite everything.
I beat a guy’s Ken a bunch earlier with Viper and he sent me a message simply stating “your slow”.
He was the one constantly jumping into my heavy knuckles and never actually using a shoryuken. That’s an oddity right there.
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?
but but…he didnt follow the ken flow chart…
they’re learning…they’re learning!!! This is the ma-f*ckin’ apocalypse!
Was told i have no skill because i turtled with a guile and flash kicked him because he kept jumping in with sakura.
I was fighting a Ken, all he did was Reversal-Shoryuken so I walked up to him after I knocked him down, blocked and grabed him. Did it a few times and won the round. Started round two with a combo into Super and started to grab him again. After that match I got my first rage message ever “Omg you noob is grabbing all you can do? It’s a fighting game, where is the fighting, f*cker!!!”. I just replied with “I think Ken is sexy so I like to touch him” then I got a voice message with alot of swearing and stuff 
Another fun thing was this Zangief user. He got me our first match (in ranked) and I knew I could take him. So I joined him again right after and destroyed him. I was very defensive with my sparks, as Rose, and used her F HK whenever he came close with a jump. Once I had full EX meter I went in for a combo into Supercombo and won both rounds. Right before I win he rage quit and I send him a message “I am scary and you are nooooob, hogha hogha!” he replied “You are the noob omg I can’t do a thing when all you do is standing there and hit me when I get close, how do you think I am supposed to attack you when you do that???” hahaha omg people are stupid -_-
Other than those two I have only gotten “nice Rose” and “hope to fight you again soon, loved it” and four friend requests ^^
Die turtle!
finally got a voice message. it was from KBL y0 p4pi. the sound got really low in some parts but it went something like, “damn man, how does it feel to know you won a match man, but you won it by losing. you shouldn’t have won. sorry that’s how you have to do it, dog, but that just how these games are played out nowadays. people gotta be pussies somehow right?”
i believe he was using akuma and this was the guy that was yelling obscenities and threats across the internets from the safety of his home.
good times online. good times