When I was about 14 years old, my parents bought me a bathrobe. A nice one. Brought it home for me out of nowhere.
It felt really soft, looked truly luxurious, opulent, was deep red with matte gold lining. I was very excited. I put it on immediately. In my mind I looked like a professional boxer or an international playboy.
My mom gave me a big warm smile and said “Aww, you look like a wizard!”
I’m still a little bitter about that. If it wasn’t so comfortable I think I would have never put it on again.