For as long as I can remember, my morning showering routine went something like:
Put on yesterday’s clothes
carry bundle of clean clothes to bathroom
Place bundle on an open space such as on a stacking rack or edge of sink
toss yesterday’s clothes wherever
shower
dry off
put on clean clothes
carry bundle of yesterday’s clothes out of bathroom
place in laundry basket in bedroom
Where does a bathrobe even need to fit into the picture?
My typical day is get up, put on a bathrobe, press f5 on SRK for 18 and a half hours.
Showering and clean clothes doesn’t even need to fit into the picture
I know the above clothes story is a lie because OP doesn’t shower.
Bath robes are articles of clothing for people too damn lazy to actually get dressed.
Sounds about rest. I wear bath robes for at least 2-3 hours a day. I’m a dapper motherfucker what can I say?
Bathrobes are amazing. I have 2, one is my typical chilling one (after a shower, or late at night when I don’t wanna wear clothes but I wanna be warm). My sister used to tease me because I would always steal my moms as a kid, and she got me that one last year. SO FUCKING COMFORTABLE.
My other one is my ‘just had sex’ robe. I’ll let u figure that one out on your own.
I have 3. A silk one for the summer when it’s quite warm. A cotton one for more casual wear since it works in winter and not too warm summers, and a velour one for when a lady friend is around.
Val you fucking Playboy
My sex robe is velour, and my chilling one is cotton
EZ dick handling access fap robe. What it do son?
Read this and instantly thought this is so Zapp Brannigan. Val’s post reminded me of the Professor when he drops his robe and has THUG LIFE tattooed on his back.
Bathrobes are for insecure, small dick having ass dudes too scurred to walk around buckey nekkid.
Oh, and bitches. But they get a pass cause I like it when they just let that ish fall down to reveal all that heavenly glory.
Why do you make threads
takes off Bath Robe for Heavenly Glory
Isn’t this more a cultural thing than anything. That’d be like asking “what’s the point of slippers” or “what’s the point of taking your shoes off at the door”
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what else do people wear when they go out to sit on their porch with a can of baked beans and a shotgun
Wife beater and NRA trucker cap
Fer th’ glory of UHMURRIKA!
Exhibit A.
Proof that bath robes are for white people 
Welp, I just did a Google image search for “black people in bathrobes” and it seems you’re right. Women aside I didn’t see any guys in bathrobes; there was a Kwanzaa stamp, and one guy sitting there WHOA! too much, closing tab.
we gotta look classy while we conquer the world. You sure as fuck don’t stay number one with pants that only go up to your thighs, and gold teeth