Hey now, I ain’t harping on ya. I understand the white folk gotta look proper and whatnot
But you’re also right. Remember kids, (ass)crack kills! :tup:
word of advice:
never fart while wearing one
I’m mad at how accurate this description is. I really have no one to blame but myself…
at least if it gets messy, u got something soft to wipe with
dude you’re fucking nasty.
just lift up your bathrobe and fart in the air. much better than having your body linger with methane
When you become an alcoholic shut-in, you need something to wear over your boxers on the rare occasions when you leave the house to get more booze.
Or when some ass decides to pee on your rug.
No but seriously, no one else likes to pretend to be bath robe samurai/Jedi?
I thought I was the only one who did this. 
I only wear mine in the winter, though it’s getting very torn and old.
lawl, every man appreciates the decadent odor he can produce.
EVERY
MAN
yes…pretend…
Need a place to secure your bath salts after you get out the shower.
People wear clothe in their own homes?
haha what?
Depends on who you live with, or you just have that preference despite living alone.
To be completely honest, I usually strip down to boxers or nude when I am home. More relaxing that way.
Keep that in mind next time you play video games with me or see me post.
im naked right now
so fucking based
overalls, wife beater with stains on them,boots with mud while chewing tobacco and spitting jug with xxx on it
I need to get me a robe made from the fur of a silver panther…
Comfort after a shower, soaks up excess moisture on your skin plus it just feels good to wear nothing but a bathrobe.
My family doesnt even have a bathrobe…
Pretty much I only see it as the thing your mate puts on for 3 seconds after coming out of the bathroom and then letting it drape off for “heavenly glory”, and then you say “fuck I just washed that and you threw it on the floor goddamnit I’m flaccid” and you both just sleep on both corners angry.