I can’t afford money, and I live in a country where you need lots of it to visit a doctor for some reason, so I need to turn to the internet for my diagnostic needs. If I crap relatively normal looking crap, but the used toilet paper is stained a deep red, which is most likely the cause:
Drinking one beer every night
eating ice cream at least once a day
sitting most of the day, but no more than 1 hour at a time
sleeping on a mattress pad on my mattress because it feels good
If your shit ain’t blood red, your asshole skin is teared. If your asshole skin is teared then stop wiping your ass with sandpaper.
Either that or you got varicose veins in your asshole a.k.a. hemorrhoids.
Do you stick huge dildos up your ass? If so use lubricant and do it more slowly.
If your shit is blood red or black. Go to a fucking doctor because you have an internal bleeding that can cause you to die.
Either that or you ate red beets or some shit.
Sounds like you need more water and fiber in your diet. I’ve actually been there. It happens when you take really hard dumps. The kind that feels like your dumping out a brick and leaves your asshole burning. That causes damage to your ass. Just gotta drink more water and eat more veggies and fiber rich food so your body is able to digest food better. Thus allowing for more smooth bowel movements, and not those anal destruction ones.
