What is most likely to result in bloody toilet paper

Apparently, according to @“Captain Ryu”, you should stop eating at White Castle.

Obvious answer.

I would also say that people giving dudes blowjobs with their asshole could cause similar symptoms.

Also you want to have as little stress as possible during bowel movement. What I do is I wear my boxers backwards all day so that I don’t have to pull them down to take a shit. I never understood why it was a dick hole honestly. Its so much easier to just pull down the front to piss than to completely pull down my underwear to shit. Plus the hole seems to open in perfect form around my asshole as I sit down.

Are you sure it’s actual blood and not red-dyed poop?

By that i mean, something you are drinking that’s causing your poop to be a different color. One time i was on a huge Grape kool-aid kick and, after a few weeks…

…my poop started coming out BLUE! Dunno why the Grape kool-aid was causing that. True story, yo.

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And Epic Meal Time hates them too

Stop being the bottom for MagnetiX.

Or the top.

Anything’s possible with that guy.

Hello, my toilet paper is sometimes stained with blood too. But it is because I suffer from OCD, so I keep wiping like there’s no tomorrow resulting in bleeding and pain. But my situation might be different from your case.

Suffering from OCD must be the explanation

for All SFV players continuing to play that infernal game.

That would be Masochism not OCD.