What Do You Want On Your Tombstone?

I’m bored as fuck, it’s not even noon, and I’m drinking.

so, what would you guys get put on your tombstone?

LCD screen infinitely looping this:



ASCIII penis. Or the family prayer from Boondock Saints.

Don’t love when Alive don’t morn me when Im dead
good riddance to the world.

Only took five posts.

“Went harder than the text on this tombstone”

the horror… the horror…


I love knowing nandos tombstone will be riddled with grimlock typos

Down down down PPP could be funny

On an iPhone so I can’t use the fun arrow pics

On Cloud nine…Be back later lol

David? David?..Daaaavvviiiddddd
dun dun dun dun dun DUN DUN DUN!!!

No cheese, chicken, green bell pepper, green onion, garlic, and pepperoni.

I’ll let my kids figure that one out.

This came to mind when I saw this thread


I want "Fuck you " on my tombstone. So people can see how I feel about them when I am dead.


I thought this would be response #1


Funny enough, i was just posting about this on Facebook last week:

Million-dollar idea: Passive-Agressive tombstones.

-“I hope you’re happy now.”

-“You know what? Nevermind.”

-“You wanted some space. Here you go.”

-“Wish you were here.”

-“You know what you did. Don’t act like you don’t know.”


I feel like there are just enough people who hate their wives/moms/kids etc to make it work.

"put a fork in me.

check to see if i’m done."

i plan on getting roasted(cremation).

just to prepare myself mentally for the scorching flames of HELL:badboy:

“Told you I was hardcore.” or maybe every secret I ever kept to screw the living over.

“Don’t waste your time, I probably didn’t like you.”