Or
"I’m fucking dead, go do something productive"
“I’m with Stupid”
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“You attempted to contact corpse”
“Nothing happened”
In all seriousness though, I think it would be pretty cool to have a will with a different epitaph for each possible cause of death you can think of, maybe file all others under “He thought [insert cause here] would never harm him, that turned out to be a grave mistake”.
“That was fun”
“I regret NOTHING!!” /hedonismbot.
Game Over (yeaaaaaaaaaaahhh…)
You a bitch who likes it like
rz<=3
Yeah, come at me now
Alpha Status Bro
“If you read this, I will haunt you”
I wanna get “Press Start To Continue” on mine
“Help! I’m out of quarters!”
Game Over
edit:
beat me to it
“Here lies (my name). He died doing the right thing.”
‘Ran out of rings’
‘Somebody get me out of here!’
“In with a whimper, out with a bang (or a combine).”
“Died having sex with your wife. She still loved it.”
“Wish you were here.”
I don’t think I’m having a tombstone. I told my wife that if we have the money…
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Hollow out my body and fill it oil.
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Light.
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Launch body into Viking Ship loaded will all kinds of fireworks.
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A really hot chick sitting
(realistically there would need to be more than one girl hired for the job and they’d rotate in shifts)
“That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet.” - Emily Dickinson