I only get them when im using kaz and hitting my electrics like my life depends on it then i get a message about having a sick kaz. It usually happens when i lose more games than i win vs someone so its washes away the salt that i acquired during my loss lol.
Lose 8 games strait, Cursing under my breath, “Nice kaz!”, Rage suppressed 
It’s great!
I recently send over a message with compliments to a Jack/Dudley player. Holy smokes, he bodied me 6 to 0 but the matches were great and I learned a lot. Can you ask for more? ^^
Again you’re lying on a public forum, just like on a youtube vid of you screaming like a nutjob after some guy was beating you and you ragequit against him. And funny you mention stalking, because when I stopped responding to your ragemail on psn, you started spamming my inbox again when I commented on a youtube vid of you raging. I didn’t even know you were on youtube at that point, curious that some fool kept spamming me with messages on psn, I searched your name and saw the vid.
I have no reason to lie, I eventually blocked you since you kept spamming my inbox. I just hate it when jerks like yourself flame others and ragequit when things aren’t going your way. About ‘mayhem and eggs’ who I fought right before you sent your ‘fucking faggot’ message, with a similar psn id and the trolls/ragers like yourself that tend to hide behind fake alts, it was a reasonable mistake, though I regret it and I’ve tried reaching out to the ragequitters site to update the information.
But I don’t apologize to you, because everything I’ve said about you is true. You’re a raging DCer that hides behind multiple accounts, you were even caught in a lie pretending to be someone else defending yourself on youtube. So yeah I have a problem with you when you go around acting like some uber player that makes people rage, when your just some raging, trash talking, DCing punk that can’t handle losing. As for me being labeled a troll, I’m new here, so of course I’m not going to get overwhelming support going against a regular even though what I’ve said is true. A pathetic ragequitter that sends ragemail and doesn’t like to be called out on it…odd.
Everyone knows Dudley players are musty, smelly players with shitty haircuts lol.
emr making fun of people for raging… keeps raging. whats new
hes crap and always has been so just ignore him.
also volcanicakuma even tho i hate emr u also suck and emr is right stop jumping … shit is 10000x better online but damn… rly? ur stick must be broken
Lol this is too good…careful try not to drown on that haterade jug. 
Also you decided to make an account just to post that? Lol…talk about having an obsession. You should have been a little bit less obvious than that. Someone has real issues. Do something more productive with your time like going to the barber shop and getting a new haircut lol
Honestly, EMR, who the fuck are you kidding? You did the exact same shit…
You guys wanna hear a story?
Back in Feb or so, I’m fighting my buddy in a Training with New Characters lobby, and we’re like, training with new characters.
EMR comes in, sees my literally 9-minute old Lili play get beat by my friend’s new characters. He readies up, beats my friend’s new characters with his typical ass Raven play. I ready up to fight him, and being the gigantic, fear filled chicken shit that he is, he leaves the lobby. My friends and I continue playing, and suddenly, I get some hatemail from said dipshit, insulting my Lili play.
Now, anyone with a shred of common sense would have seen my Lili, in a “Training With New Characters” room, and said, “This guy doesn’t play Lili”. But not this guy.
He sends me some shit about how he can’t believe how bad I was with Lili.
I tell him to rejoin the room.
He refuses.
Talks more shit. I challenge him again. He refuses, makes some dumb ass excuses that he can only justify to himself, because my friends and I were laughing at what a giant pussy he is.
Luchabomb was in the room, and coincidentally, EMR had rage quit on him days before in ranked at the hands of a casual bear mauling. And got beat by Lucha’s friend playing a scrubby Ryu/Gief assist gem team.
I don’t press the issue, yet EMR continues, saying he’s got stuff to do, doesn’t have time.
I tell him to stop being a pussy, and come and fight.
He refuses again, going into “Holier Than Thou” mode
I challenge him again. He refuses again. I call him joke.
3 months later, apparently still salty at the undeniably uncomfortable feeling that he is, in actuality, a joke, I see a message in SRK Inbox from him, calling me a hater, and that he hopes he faces me in real life sometime, because it’s going to be GAME OVER if I play him offline. I don’t respond, thinking, man this guy is some sort of obsessive mental case if he’s just randomly bringing this shit up after such long time, I’ll just let it go. Maybe keep this little incident in my back pocket, just on the off chance he posts something STUPID on SRK. And here. we. are.
A few months later, the twit joins my room again. It’s common knowledge that his connection is pure ass, but we decide to humor him and figure we’ll just trash him for a while. He wins 1 fight. Leaves. We laugh. We realize he ain’t ever gonna stay past 1 match, because he knows 1 match is ALL he is ever going to get with his pedestrian, jab laden Raven tactics.
The one win CHAMPION then sends me a message about how he wanted to prove to himself that he could beat me, so I surmise that he has a continual feeling of insecurity based on shit talking from 5 months before. We have some good Lulz.
I send him “One and done, eh, U da Champ now”, which probably led to him smiling to himself in the mirror, because for a split second that nagging, endless feeling that he is in fact, pure ass, was alleviated.
And now he’s posting shit on here about people stalkinghim and telling them they have obsession issues?
That is fucking hilarious. Truly. I’ve seen fucking computers more self aware than this guy. LOL
I am not even going to dignify this guy with a direct quoting. But man you sure talk way too big for what you can deliver. There’s people here that can actually get away with that type of attitude but I am afraid you are not eligible to be an elitist asswipe to me. Mitch, what kinda grown ass 35 year old consumes that much haterade on a daily basis? Shouldn’t you be like being taking care of your wife and kids like someone your age is supposed to rather than starting crap with younger guys for no reason? If u have any more problems or you wanna talk shit to me. Be a man and tell me what’s up via PM. I think I don’t wanna damage the boards with useless drama that serves no purpose on the thread. I think I have done enough of that. This was funny while it lasted now it is getting stagnant…
Now would you kindly press ignore if you hate me so much? It’s a simple button press. Why is it so hard to do?
LOLOLOLOLOLOL True to form, as always! LOLOLOLOLOL Enjoy your cold sweat young one. LOL
lol, this is gold.
That’s it. No clever comeback? The lack of a punchline dissapoints me 
When someone flags you as spam, you have officially struck a nerve. Not my fault you are choosing to live the third decade of your life this way. Predictabooo! Hahaha
You spam jabs, you spam backjumps, you spam shurikens(not that backjump one anymore though, eh?).
You sure like to spam players with ridiculously off the mark hatemail.
Spam? lol what is that scrubbiness coming out of your mouth? I was actually buying into that whole AlphaZero is a top player campaign until you said that word. Lol…dude only the average MK scrub uses that word. I thought for a minute I was playing Injustice online when I heard that word. (Quite a bit of hatemail I have collected)
So, what’s your point then? I shouldn’t abuse Raven’s jabs? When they are some of the best in the game? Oh, please forgive me that I keep zoning and bothering (main purpose) you with projectiles. I guess I must follow your silly rules in a fight. I play to entertain myself (and win). Not to please my opponent. Quite the opposite actually. I have always played characters that annoy people in combat. I don’t like to have any fanciness in my game. As far as I am concerned I am not getting rewarded for style points during a fight. Your life depletes as I hit you not as I style on you. Right?
Keep drinking the haterade, tho. It’s all good.
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So Mr. 0ww kept sending me a bunch of hatemail while i was in an endless lobby. He tried to troll me with my own team. Too bad he failed. I will admit, I am stealing his Pandora set up in the corner. Thanks for the tech and the salt. 
I am the salt and the salt bringer at the same time. Man, my presence alone makes people feel agitated.
yooooooo!
and here’s one my roommate got from some guy while playing AE, I couldn’t stop laughing while reading it. My roomie needs to step his game up, lol
This is an option? I feel like I don’t know anything about this website anymore since I usually just check it on my phone nowadays.
I got a message saying after I churned some butter through blockstrings and did some tomahawks/condor dives/T.Hawk stuff on wakeup when he figured out what im doing.
‘Your T Hawk is awesome! I love people who play low tiers!’
Little does he know I main Akuma MWUHAHAHAHAHAH
