What are your least favorite character archetypes?

Lolis. Men who look like women. Dark brooding assholes with a tragic past.

Mostly lolis though.

What about: pet peeves lists are for Cosmo. And personalities for women’s soap operas. :smokin:

Oh yeah… I like Remy, too. =D I forgot about him since I don’t play 3S too much.

So you love charge characters like Guile that look like women and do all the same moves except without really trying because they are so powerful even though they have never done a push up in their life.

YES! xD They’re the greatest.

Though I don’t know, Ash seems rather toned.

I always end up gravitating to small female rushdown characters. That said, I’m full-on weeaboo homo for Ragna.

I hate shotos, as do a lot of others by the sounds, but I’m still glad they exist otherwise it would turn into Virtua Fighter :S

I also hate the fast, nimble and squishy female character archetype, that shit pisses me off.

Obviously, the big ass, fat, slow grappler dude is my cup of tea, fuck all you haters, I’ll take Hugo over some S-tier ponce with a million different fireballs and mix ups any day.

i dont like capcom graplers =/ ( i love snk graplers <3)

i hate the slut woman type character

or they are father and son, the father a badass leader of a mutant superhero team and the other his badass son from the future come back to the past

ALL THE SAME EVERY TIME

I dunno, I like Ken.

When Guile told him to go home and become a family man, he actually went home and became a family man.

I’m not big on really high risk/reward types and SF4 Gief-types are generally scary for the wrong reasons and poorly done from what I’ve seen. Fuck Choi too.

FGs are already an abstraction, so I find it difficult to give a shit if the pile of hitboxes and numbers I selected is just some little girl or a guy in a karate gi out to avenge something when I’m busy trying to win. Apparently this means I have an odd view of things.

It’s pragmatic, but I get as much joy out of pretending to be a big angry Russian and pissing myself laughing as I slam some nigga into the floor with a piledriver as actually winning.

So the reality is that you love dudes that seem invincible without trying, charge characters with unoriginal movesets, and are also exceptionally infatuated with men that appear to be women.

So what character types do you actually hate then?

You are dead to me.

Gameplay Archetypes:
-Street Fighter 2 Characters
A horizontal special, a vertical special, maybe a ā€œgimmickā€ special, and nothing else. Leave that shit in 1992.

Character Archetypes:
-ā€œCoolā€ Guys
-ā€œCoolā€ Guys with Swords
If you like Ken or Cody, Hitler wins.

But she wasnt portrayed in a sexual manner at all (which I found made her even more badass) and her sword style/super moves were actually badass. Unlike most "Apologetic Attacker"s…(looks at animu fighter vid posted in this thread)

Ken’s best friend is asian and so is he, and Cody’s best friend is asian too plus he’s a G.
Why does Hitler win because they’re blonde with blue eyes? Thats fuckin dumb.

Storywise:

-People fighting for their friends
-People with amnesia who are fighting to remember something (I hate Abel’s character but he’s just so much fun to play)
-Token loli character

Gameplay wise
-Grapplers
-Speedy mixup types with no solid damage

Also I don’t get the hate for shotos.

My god it’s finally happened, someone has taken all of the characterization tropes that I despise and combined them to create this!.. THIS THING!!!
After watching that video I have the sudden urge to want to strangle myself with my own digestional tract.

-Ninja for avatar

http://z4.ifrm.com/30153/94/0/e5210203//e5210203.png

Pretty much. It’s no coincidence many Dante/DMC fans are racist. I’m also not a big fan of overrated characters.

Of course most people would prefer Terry over Chang or Hworang over Dhalsim. Jin Kazama has enough fanboys (and girls), while old Wang just sits alone in the corner cause he’s not a young stud, spunky girl or a hot broad. It’s worse when these kinds of people has a say in the rosters. Their roster would consist of nobody old, ugly, fat, slow, or weird.