Weirdest Place You've Ever Made Whoopie

General Discussion
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XM5hbS7GlU

So most of you have been challenging my current reign as SRK Sexual Deviant champion. In anticipation of the upcoming SRK GD Awards, I would like to present a challenge. What’s the wierdest place you’ve ever had sex, and can it compete with my top 5?

I’m currently in the process of getting poo faced drunk (actually I already am, now I am just maintaining it). Then I must go on a date with the girlfriend I am disappointed with. Then I must deny her any and all carnal satisfaction. Then I must post using the word THEN some more. Then I will come back, and see what you little girls have managed to come up with, that is inevitably made up and a complete failure. Then I will post what I believe to be my top 5.

I will even allow for various levels of sexdom, so if the best you can muster up is a handjob on an airplane to join the mile high club, I’ll sadly allow that.

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I jerked off on a riding lawnmower once.

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In the woods next to a crop of marijuana while my friends cheered me on from my front lawn…and the girls brother was up there with them…needless to say it was too awkward and hilarious and potentially hazardous to my health for me to finish what I started. Which sucks because she felt grrrrrreat.

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Jerked off into my own mouth at an art gallery

5

When’s ugly Americans coming back?

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God I want to share my crazy stories from while I was in the Navy, but all it takes is for one buzz-kill to track me down and decide he wants to make an example out of me. I have some good ones too.

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i was in a bathroom in a club in nyc by the sinks doing it in front of the mirrors…when this guy in the mirror starts washing his hands. that’s when we realized there wasn’t a mirror just a window to the other bathroom

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OP trying to do a bait and switch thread like Angelpalm’s.
2/10 nice try with the video :coffee:

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Yeah i think you’re right, alright everyone pack it up, mods please and thanks.

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The weirdest place I made Whoopie was in the bathroom. When I stood up and looked at my feces (which everyone should do) it looked like Whoopie Goldberg’s face.

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srk already said you aren’t the deviant and @shaft agent explained why you fail as a deviant.

miss trying to garter votes for srk emmies

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On the Newlywed Show.

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In the Astral Plane with Tila Tequila and some other girl; not in the same time though. Don’t ask for proof because I don’t have any and my memories of the events have been wiped.

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  1. At the dinner table while her father was there (just a finger bang but still).
  2. Movie theatre parking lot (not even in a car, just on the ground)
  3. In the living room with my sister and her friend there (I put a Lazy Boy between them and me and my dick sheath). This was how I lost my V-Card
  4. Ball pit of a Chuck E Cheeze
  5. Front lawn of a church
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In a graveyard at night. Ex-girlfriend was a freak.

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Okay.

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A brothel.

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Jungle gym at like 530-600 in the morning. We passed joggers and dogwalkers on our way home.

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School, where I lost my virginity. Did it in a small fort thing on the playground, on the ground, so I ended up getting loads of rocks lodged in my legs.
At the zoo, about 20 meters from the giraffe enclosure fence behind a shed.
And the most recent: in the elevator going up to my apartment building. :coffee:

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The should be off-limits Cargo area of a 747 with a hot flight attendant