I thought this thread was about farts.
In college a girl I was courting wanted to give me a blowjob in the evening at a park when it was cold. Thought it would be safe so I went with it. Put a jacket over my lap and she went at it. I was too into it to notice that the jacket had fallen off just as I was about to finish. At the same time, a school bus full of kids was just driving through and saw it all in action.
The next day there were squad cars patrolling that park. It was a bit much.
Excuse me sir, could you re-word that or possibly be more specific because what you put has me both confused and intrigued, and i’m not quite sure you meant what it seems like you meant.
I got a blowjob in the boss’ office at my old job. And not from my boss.
i fucked this girl on the couch. My sister and her friend were fucking around with the computer, so I just put a lazyboy between where they were chilling, and where I was doing my thing.
in an elementary school at night
During flight?
My ex’s parents’ band practice studio. There are video cameras that monitor the rooms, so we had to find the blind spots and when we were done, I had to sneak off back into my room cause we weren’t allowed in the same room. Too bad his mom played the same MMORPG with us and she found out I took her son’s virginity there. I wasn’t allowed back there to stay overnight. Well worth taking his virginity there as a painful reminder. :smokin:
In my car, first parking spot next to the handicap spots in front of a mall. The windows were fogged up enough to conceal the banging.
I wonder how many of you are bullshitting.
its what post09ers do 
as for weirdest place…oh I dont know…in a female substitute teachers mouth…when I was like 12 :looney: her name was mariejose…in detention room because I was bad like that…
I dreamed of having sex with one teacher in particular in high school. Some sexy Spaniard with giant breasts and a penchant for wearing low-cut shirts, even during the winter. I remember coming back from MoMA on a class field trip and I was next to her on the escalator. I grabbed her ass–this is, of course, before I know how to do it gently–quite roughly and she didn’t budge. Kept on going with the convo.
But alas. I was a huge dork back in high school. And though I had my share of girls in high school, I never had a woman by that point. If only I could instill wisdom in teenage Raz0r, maybe this story would have turned a lot more interesting.
every french teacher I ever had in high school was smoking hot. Would have smaaaashed. Starting getting them teacher feels back in grade 4.
porta-potty at the Michigan RenFest
I can beat that, in an elementary school at day
It is common for the private schools on latin america to have facilities for elementary, middle school and highschool, by that time elementary was already out so the place was all alone, my girlfrind and me went there to have a nice private time while ditching classes, BTW, we were both 17, just letting you know before screaming some shit at me:coffee:
And no, is not the weirdes place i have done it :razz:
EDIT: On second thought, I thought better about sharing that story for the sake of my step-sister.
Who da fuck still calls this shit whoopie? It was a retarded ass term back in the 70s… :bluu:
Weirdest place I’ve ever made a whoopie?.. In a Syfy Original Movie :cybot:
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