-- Weightlifting & Nutrition Thread -- v9.0 Optimized

oh snap juicemonkey is back ?? thought you quit srk after the release of these famous monkey videos :rofl:

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Oh your hilarious…why should you be competing with those lifts?? Cuz a 3x bodyweight + squat is world class that’s why, and I don’t think shoryuken has any world class athletes, at least not until I bust out. Oh and I’m very familiar with “AssToGrass” Squats. It’s the only way I squat. I’m not some pussy that puts a fuckin suit on and quarter squats just to put up big numbers.

LoL at callin me a kid…I know more about physiology and endocrinology than you ever dreamed little man. I’ll prove it anytime.

That’s not fucking cool. I HATED when people would drop on me in that game. I remember this one guy freaked out when I threw him. All he would say to a friend in the background is “he keeps throwing me! I’m going to quit! I’m going to quit!”.

Gay.

juicemonkey is too awsome for words yo…he is on FUCKING TURBO PAD and still drops :rofl:

Get the fuck outta here, ya 98lbs turd. You drop more then any other scrub out there, and then you actually video tape yourself playing:rofl: :rofl:

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Fucking hypocrite!! I still OWN you, go back to your “dropper” trend loser:wgrin:

typical faggotmonkey post…:zzz:

you TOTALLY did right here
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OR maybe here
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snaaaaake … where did you get that phone call from? that shit was rediculously funny:rofl:

Whats your point in posting video in a game you suck at in a weightlifting trend faggot? I have like over a dozen pics of your dumbass getting owned by me again and again.:rofl: :rofl:

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Get the fuck outta here loser:wgrin:

Blah Ha Ha…How the hell did a pussy like yourself wind up in a weight lifting trend Snaaaake??
Have you ever even been to a gym? Too bad Juice is’nt going to EVO, I would pay good money to see him kick the shit out of you in a real Street Fight:razzy:

This thread got too funny in the last 2 or 3 pages. :lol:

The issue here is that you ARE a “pussy”. You still don’t pay attention. Why would I “compete” in “olymipic lifting” if I don’t even practice “olympic lifting”? And I’m nowhere near “little” so you can cut it out with the “bigger than you” trash talk. Even if you were bigger than me, you’re still NOT stronger than me, I GURANTEE it. I toss around guys twice my size as if they were charmin tissue. This is what you do, post up your lifting stats, and don’t be making up crazy numbers, soft boy.

i have yet to see a single portein shake that has 900 calories in ONE serving…what are you using…

also, jorant, i thought you said the only supplement you did was glutamine, but in a post following that you said that you take protein as well, is there anything else that you are leaving out like creatine???

im outi

Roberth

don’t make up crazy numbers like you did?? I’ve already posted a picture of me deadlifting in this thread. And one of the other forum members here lifts with me every workout. I’m not the biggest guy on the block but with my limited experience I’m approaching a 500lb raw deadlift…If I’m not there now. I’m roughly 5’9" and have been as big as 215. I have never maxed on squats and haven’t maxed on bench in a very long time. I train for size, the strength I have is a bonus, and I’m not dissapointed. I’m a personal trainer at a private studio and will soon be certified with the ISSA. I have clients that have lost as much as 30lbs in less than 2 months and clients that have put on over 10lbs in less than 2 months. Ask remy martin. I’m going back to school for a degree with kinesiology and will continue on with a masters in exercise science.

So you don’t do “olympic lifts”. That was just an example. Don’t think I don’t know the O-lifts and don’t think I haven’t instructed certain clients in their execution.

And the “ISSUE” here is you think you know more than me and you think that muscle milk isn’t a protein shake…it’s fuckin hilarious. You prolly don’t know shit for real about training or nutrition…you prolly had to use a ton of drugs to put those numbers up, in addition to buying a fuckin suit to squat in. …if those numbers ARE in fact real. If they are real, then madd props…you must be a beast. But that doesn’t make muscle milk less of a protein shake…and you less of a retard.

There are a few higher calorie shakes now that are pretty good…Cytosport puts out a mix called “cytogainer” and IDS makes a mix called “smartgainer”

Both are very similar. Servings have 600+ cals (close to/over 900 with milk…whole milk obviously has more cals) and 80+gs of carbs (maltodextrin) for a nice PWO insulin spike. They have around 50g protein and even creatine too…smart gainer has a few other ingredients that make it pretty good too. It’s definitely worth looking into…I’m using smartgainer right now and it’s pretty good. Just doesn’t mix well…kinda chunky…the cytogainer I’ve used in the past mixed very well though…

Don’t think you can’t just make your own shakes at home though…you can throw peanut butter in there, maybe some bananas…oats…dextrose is a good addition…as much whey as you want, either concentrate or isolate. Some people have mixed yogurt in their shakes along with all kinds of other shit.

Another long and senseless post from you. The “ISSUE” here is that you really don’t know what you’re talking/posting about. And my numbers are VERY real. It doesn’t matter to me if you think they’re real or bullcrap, you’re just a kid as I said/typed before. Once again, you’re OVERLY done.

Skitz, wazzup dude. Ain’t seen you since FR9. What’s new with ya? Still handing people their behinds in MVC2?

Protein? This isn’t a supplement, my friend. I EAT protein. I drink milk, I’ll have a protein shake. Eat tuna… this is food. :slight_smile:

No, creatine makes you bloated and puffy. I DID take it, and it seems to help with lifts, but maybe it’s a mental thing? Mainly, I want to be ripped… and I think that would take away a bit from my physique, so I don’t do it anymore.

Glutamine tabs to get more of what my body can’t recoup itself. Otherwise, nothing. BTW, Glutamine is naturally produced in the body, but as much working out as I do, and my body can’t make it fast enough. I just take a pill a day for it. Nothing revolutionary.

BTW, creatine is a naturally occuring item too. It’s in red meat.

I am having sex with Jessica Simpson. No, I won’t provide a SHRED OF PROOF. You’ll just have to believe me, some random guy on the internet…

Get it? Yeah, I bet you don’t.

Gonna buy more protein powder this week (or next) and this time around I want to add more into my shakes. What I was drinking before was 1 scoop of powder with like 10-12oz. fat free milk.

I’ve been thinking about whole milk, but isn’t that more saturated fat I’d be taking in overall? I usually try to consume mainly unsaturated fats daily. Also, what’re things I can stir into my shakes? Can’t really mix a banana into my shake, but how well do oats mix in? What else can I do to add in some complex carbs and dextrose?

Guess you never heard of a company called “Hammer Strength”:confused:
I sometimes prefer machines over free weights

I’ll only talk about the milk. It’s amazing just how saturated fat is in milk. Skim? Nothing. Zip. Zero. Whole milk? Sheesh… I am not even sure, but I know it’s a lot.

Interesting article on the whole milk debate: