Pax Seattle WCG ultimate guido (caesar) retard edition
So at pax Caesar and his hobbit friend (ryan I think…the dude who looks like merry from LOTR) come over to the console room free play area where me and some peeps were chillin after running some tourneys (we were the enforcers tasked with running the smaller tourneys). I had just won the SSF4 tourney and was screwing off with some seattle peeps doing gross mirror matches with characters we don’t play. So these 2 people come over and I don’t immediately recognize them. Caesar was wearing some hood thing and merry was towards the back. They had this ugly groupie broad with them who was lookin to get dicked up. Caesar with a cup of something with alcohol in it lookin a little sloshed already is talkin how his “boy” can take anyone when one of my boys jumps in and immediately is like NOPE! We proceed to iron out details and I get volunteered to make an example of him. He only has $5 on him so my friend decides that’s fine I say to merry “we can put a bill on it if you’re feelin confident” but he declines.
So we start to play. I pick my main cammy to make an example of him. He picks ryu and I already have a feeling on what he’s gonna be like. He is what I thought, a typical flowy ryu who’s mix-up is jump in MK/HK and either mash trow/mash jab/or mash dP. I proceed to destroy him the first match with AA’s and dive kick into hitconfirm->SA rinse repeat.
Next match I decide to just runaway. I make a few mistakes by eating a empty jump sweep and since I was just sitting there blocking I got trown a couple of times and I think I was hit with a Mash dP. I’m below 50%…he’s feelin himself and tells me not to lose this round. I say “I’m not gonna lose this round” I dP FADC ultra and proceed to do the dive kick->hitconfirm->SA until he’s loses. I destroy him the next round and it’s over.
Salty they proceed to say “mm me in BB” and I say “sorry I don’t play terrible games”. I know BB isn’t a terrible game I was taking a shot at them. They get all defensive talk about their success and shit and how much money they have (not alot since they only put up/have 5$) and walk away. Little do they know I’m self employed and my friend sittin right next to me is making hella money as a blue badge in Microsoft. We laugh and continue playing.
Later on they make another round with a fuckin TV camera and Swoozi pops in with his camera. They’re talkin more shit. We now have a buff ass GG/BB player and say if you wanna lose money in that we’re still down. Caesar backs down like the big mouthed bitch he is. I’m personally not a fan of cameras so while getting cit off by merry I studder a little. He proceeds to be a loud mouth clearly still salty and say “do you wanna play my friend for 200$” and I said “no I don’t wanna give Jwong 200$” All I wanted was to beat this so called “ultimate gamer (douchebag)” for talkin so much shit. They piece out and we get a good laugh. I was tempted to say yes to the jwong match just to see him come over, not do the match and ask if jwong is really on these douche’s leash so tight, but I know jwong is not such an outward dick and is actually pretty humble and nice in person so I wasn’t gonna go after him just because these dicks who are on a show with him could call him up.
Ya’ll should see Caesar’s buisness card. Hella funny. It’s just his name/email/#/something about gamer on white stock centered with nothing on the back. SOOOO weak. I mean it’s tight you’re on a television show and shit but man your attempts at hustling are weak.
Later on I won the Newegg tourney Swoozie was hosting and some of the WCG peeps popped in but for some reason weren’t talkin shit there. The fact that jwong is out (sorry spoilers) makes me sad because to me he is the only legitimate gamer I’ve met who I know is good at more than just 2-3 games.
AJ was pretty good at puzzlefighter and apparently he still has that scarf, he was lookin pretty depressed too. Someone told me he had to wash it LOLOLOL…Come on Faye I know the directors told you to go with it but damn…you lookin to get stalked.
BTW the white chick (the non bitchy lookin one) on WCG is much cuter in person, also much taller.
I hope somehow the WCG peeps see this. That weekend was hella tight.
Yo Justin stop crashing cars.
Damn this is long…sorry…I guess you had to be there but it was hella funny.
