Want to learn to pick up chicks? Intermediate guy here

Not really.

Women are actually pretty shallow.

The actual equation is: y+$$=@$$

Where @$$ equals woman, $$ equals money, and y equals the term that satisfies the equation.

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maybe you should actually read my posts more. my thoughts are pretty consistent. i want true equality between men and women, which means abolishing of alimony and other ridiculous imbalances that favor women in divorces. as an added bonus, it sure would be nice to stop seeing tv shows that feature the hot, intelligent, mature wife married to a bumbling, ugly fat moron of a husband. but that’s not as important to me.

I don’t think women are objects. That should hardly be shocking. I banged a LOT of working girls in the past, but had a lot of interesting conversations with them too. Some of them I continued to chat with over email or text and one of them I would almost consider a casual acquaintance. At no point did I consider them to be a sex doll, cause you can actually buy those for pretty cheap. George Carlin is wrong, you don’t pay them to leave, you pay them for no strings attached sex, because that’s the closest you can possibly get to having sex with a complete stranger and not having someones feelings getting hurt afterward. the pickup artist industry lets loose a ton of dudes that are out there to bang as many chicks and then throw them in the ditch afterward. what happens? girls get jaded, hurt dudes, who then go out and hurt women, creating a never ending cycle of lame.

everytime i do deadlifts my back is sore the next few days. i try to make sure my back is not curved during the lift, my head is looking straight ahead, and i’ve watched youtube videos on proper form but not sure if im going to break my back…

I did clean style deadlift today, and yeah there is a proper form for that because there is a certain intention with the lift, but I also did stiff leg deadlift (SLDL) today, and my back is usually round or has some form of roundness. For SLDLs, I usually don’t think too much about form. I take a narrow stance with narrow grip and just pick up the barbell with my lower back.

straight OG in here.

Do you mind telling how to do that without crushing the girl?

LOL at this thread. January is right around the corner. This might be a bait for a thread of the year nominee.

After reading this whole thing, all I have to say is:

Good shit, SRK. Good shit.

My crib

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What time do you want your daughters home… uh Kobe…

Hey you’re also mormon/muslim or amish hipster/ghost old man kobe so maybe his daughters are older in his universe. Kobe3999 vs SHAQPOCALYPSE

Guess what yesterday was and what tomorrow will be? Squats and Lunges!

I’m a let yo female take a ride on space mountain. No need to fly out to Disneyland.

It’s not hard to get hot chicks. Just do the exact opposite of what PsychoJosh says.

i have a feeling those big thug nutz of yours aren’t getting much female attention

So you can try to wine and dine the bitch, but when in doubt:

Spoiler

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You’re nuts, I have to keep bitches off me with a 2x4. They want me but they won’t have me because my heart only belongs to women with more… significant volume.

“Hey, come back to my place and I’ll mickey your mouse, baby. I’ve got two tickets to Splash Mountain right here in my pants.”

your avatar your avatar, yessssss

http://shoryuken.com/forum/data/avatars/l/70/70452.jpg?1352517137

Best way to get women is to get in a long term relationship. As soon as you do, pussy just falls out of the sky for some god damned reason. :bluu:

^^^ A preview of Husteen’s forthcoming thread, “Want to learn to pick up absolutely nobody ever?”

BTW picking up chicks isn’t at all hard.

Spoiler

http://www.marlerblog.com/uploads/image/baby_chick.jpg

Easy peasy.

isn’t it awesome? =D it’s pretty much the coolest thing about this site right now.

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/4466/moonprismfuckyou.jpg

This presumes AP was talking about a metal detector.

As opposed to the contextually accurate “homeless person”.

Because a homeless person has no T.V., much less a console, let alone any game.

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