Want to learn to pick up chicks? Intermediate guy here

Frustrated with your dating life I imagine if you clicked the above… (or just a troll).

I used to be HEAVY into Street Fighter. Now my obsession (for or better or worst) is the Game…

Im not some notorious player, but I def can hold my own and have improved sharply. I have assisted with a Fortune 5000 dating company (pick up company) a FEW times now…

He keeps getting smoother and smoother… said a mentor about me to a friend.

I havent been killing it recently, because I got out of a relationship and getting back into it… however recently, I helped one of my best friends get a Girlfriend… and other good friends get laid OFTEN.

Im here to answer any questions people may have regarding this topic… NOT SOME POLITICAL or HATEFUL shit, though I imagine some flames will come.

I mean actual practical:
How do I meet a HOT GIRL and get a DATE or SEX or WHATEVER from her.

Ill answer any questions.

This could EVEN relate to a crush you may have, or girl you are seeing currently, or past relationships. I have a few lessons from past failed relationships… hehe. (Lessons come from failures, right).

Post away…

You act as if it’s hard to fake interest in what she has to say and agree with her. That’s all women really want. Throw in a dash of comedy and perversion and you’re gold.

That said, your obnoxious ego is unattractive, but I’m sure it’s not the first time you’ve been told this.

There’s already a thread that has covered these topics to a degree from various points of view from both men and women (though just two of us) at different stages of relationships can and have answered.

Please, keep this shit to your tumblr.

You need help?

This is exactly how I see most srk vets.

If I were a lady I would bitch slap you. This thread is possibly the dumbest thing I hvae ever seen. You act like women are objects. Women are people that you should enjoy being with outside of the bedroom with your pants on. Your girlfriend should be your FRIEND. This is pathetic, I am out.

^ Don’t ruin this thread.

SFxT and Brawl in the signature? Yeah, this guy knows EVERYTHING about women.

You must be new.

…I like cock and even I must say, that was fucking gay.

Be an asshole.

With good hygiene.

Get pussy.

Moving on…

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2001? these bots have been playing the long game

I blame the infamous join date change of 08.

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If nothing else “I’m down right fierce like hadouken!” made me laugh.

How do i get a girl to give me a blumpkin but right after using my shit as a lubricant for anal?

Blumpkin part is easy i just need help with the shit part.

That shit been played out since 1996. Just like “salty”, or anything yipes has ever yelled out.

This is almost worse than than that thread that was asking “why aren’t there more gay characters in street fighter”.

Like seriously, the nigga who posted it had his AV as a typical myspace mirror self-shot, and he was dead serious too

WHAT AN ANSWER.

It was played out since the early 90s…

Meth addiction. Get her hooked and you’re good to go.