Permanent Virgin Detected
The only thing that Super NERD PsychoJosh “detects” is nickels and soda cans
And the occasional wad of lint from his belly button, which btw is the only wad leaving ANY orifice from his body.
Keep paying to play nerd. Only man that hits up the coinstar before coitus.
I read some hentai trap manga on that.
I came so hard.
Hey, since this is SRK…
I’m only interested in picking up transvestites, ie men that look like women. I have the biggest crush on KayoPolice, would love to get in that ass like toilet paper.
OP, what do I do?
wait wait wait.
fishjie… fishjie… fucking fishjie HASSSSS to be trolling.
Crap can I @Missing Person if he has a space in between his name?
Fucking nerds and their hyphens sure would come in handy right about now.
If you rollcancel pick up lines they go through regardless of rejection.
Remember not to blow your meter too quickly.
Earth!
Fire!
Wind!
Water!
Heart!
GO PLANET!
With your powers combined I am Captain Planet!
Captain Planet, he’s our hero,
Gonna take pollution down to zero,
He’s our powers magnified,
And he’s fighting on the planet side
Captain Planet, he’s our hero,
Gonna take pollution down to zero,
Gonna help him put us under,
Bad guys who like to loot and plunder
“You’ll pay for this Captain Planet!”
(chanting)
We’re the planeteers,
You can be one too!
'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do,
Looting and polluting is not the way,
Hear what Captain Planet has to say:
I never picked up any dudes, but I bet most of them are heavier then the chick I picked up. Do you have any experience with picking up men, Mr Intermediate Guy?
Let them hold your dick, that’s the lure.
Drag him back to your place, his hand still tugging on your penis.
By the time you get back to your house, you should be finished, tell him to lick it up, give him a glass of water, and send him on his way.
And with Christmas right around the corner I can color my dong like a candy cane and WAIT I MEANT LIKE LIFTING THEM NONE OF THIS WEIRD STUFF
"You lose money chasing women but you get women chasing money"
American Proverb
Nah, that’s pretty much fishjie.
Nickels and soda cans aren’t ferrous. You wouldn’t find them with a metal detector.
Duh.
drugs do marvels, at least for a while
Broke and banging your girl
You must be new, too.
So, OP. Can I say that as a gay man that talking to a girl isn’t that difficult? It’s really just normal human interaction as it is with anyone else. You’re not defusing a bomb.
Where do I pick up learned chicks?
Library? Coffee shop? Bookstore that has a coffeeshop on the side?
That’s…deep.