Walking around with organic deoderant

So over the past few weeks, I’ve been walking around with all natural deoderent AKA my sweaty armpits. I like the smell of my sweaty armpits. I don’t know why people hate on us. The thing is I have to start looking for work next week. Since people are so oppressive, they are jealous of people who have organic deoderent because of the smell, I think I should just put on some old spice just once.

Should I keep it real or not and put deoderent on?

A few words of advice

It’s important to practice good hygiene…

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Terry Crews is about to find you and fuck your ass up.

People like you are the reason why arcades don’t survive in America. I don’t know what kind of job you’re applying for, but I wouldn’t hire someone who stinks.

Smelling like a pile of shit and enjoying it is always a good way to find a job.

Jesus Christ what is wrong with some of you.

Smelling like a pile of shit and enjoying it is always a good way to find a job.

Jesus Christ what is wrong with some of you.

Fuck the Systsem!

Bro, I feel you. Showers take time, y’know? And with today’s hectic lifestyle it’s hard to find time between lazy forum browsing and lazy forum browsing to get up and get a proper wash.

I feel so self conscious on the rare days where i forget deodorant. I’m not even a stinky dude.

I was kicking it with my friend once, and he kinda stunk. I told him and he was like “It’s cool I smell fine.” He hadn’t really showered that day or put on deodorant.

He was playing pool with his Dad, and he beat his Dad and was bragging about it. His Dad fired back with, “Oh yeah? Well you smell like s***,”.

Dude, don’t tell your friends they smell gross. What a douche move.

please don’t ever go to a fucking tournament.

please.

What is this genocide you speak of?

Shave your armpits to really let your natural pheromones shine!

You wouldnt happen to be Smash Bros player would you?

It’s shit like this that makes me spray silly bastards like you at evo with Axe.

Fight the power and never give up your armpit stink.

If I meet any body that’s trying this ‘organic deodorant’ at EVO, your ass will be put on blast, in a very public manner.

I never wear deodorant. Maybe I stink, but nobody ever calls me out for it. So wtf do I care.

*except at tournaments.

you too old for that shit dawg