Mother fucker did you actually play Other M?
I’m not even going to do this with you. 
She’s 6"3 with the Varia suit on. It says so in the manual book for Return of Samus. She’s shorter than that without the suit.
Fucking christ Darksack.
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Samus is actually about a foot tall.
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Japan doesn’t know what body size to actual measurements are. Just look at Ryus measurments. They don’t match his actually size AT ALL. Zangiefs measurements are for a completely different person.
Samus isn’t 6’3, I don’t care what Nintendo says.
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You can legit look at basically ever cutscene in Other M where Samus is dwarfed by the damn crew except the chicks.
Those dudes must’ve been 7 foots abominations or Samus is a normal sized chick.
She sure as fuck ain’t 198lbs either.
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I am thinking you never played a metroid game at all.
That sounds more like you though…? What??
Imagine being 100% wrong and then acting like the other guy has no idea of the property he talks about. Amazing. Just amazing.
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That Xbox showcase yesterday was so trash, that Halo gameplay reveal was season 8 Game of Thrones type of bullshit. Theres so many fanboys online that no one wants to admit the PS5 reveal was only a couple notches better because of Ratchet and Clank.
Both companies are playing chicken with the prices, both companies have a bunch of games coming out outside of the launch window. Real talk theres no reason to buy either console at launch unless you really want Control to stop crashing lol.
Sike nah, I’m a nigga. When do the preorders open?
Woah now, let’s not start talking crazy here…
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Damn what the fuck did I start. It’s a damned Metroid war in here 
Edit: I guess I’ll stir the pot too. Everything I can find says the she’s 6’3 in the suit 5’10" outside of it.
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It’s more like a controlled drone strike on one random hut in the village.
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All this talk is doing for me is driving home how disappointed I am that there is no Metroid Prime 4 yet. 
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I did give an alternative…lmao
It’s just annoying how peeps cite that old ass mistranslation as fact. Especially now that it’s painfully obvious Samus isn’t built like a 6ft lineman.
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Not to go political at all, but I wonder what Capcom would put Trump’s measurements at.
He’d be like 6’7 120lbs.
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Dammit, you weren’t supposed to bring that up. 
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Wasn’t Trump in SFIV though?
No wait, that was Rufus. My bad.
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Pain is all I know ever since that announcement.
I am stuck between life and death. Happiness and sorrow. I feel nothing and I feel everything.
I am alone, cold, and restless in this Metroid Prime 4-less world…waiting… watching…
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If they did a surprise announcement that it would be ready for this holiday season, all this bullshit 2020 has thrown at us will have been worth it.
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I would probably actually shed one huge manly tear.
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