Video Game General 6.3: Sekiro has so many damn chickens man. Chickens Everywhere!

Even comparing 3D Mario to Psychonauts despite them being in the same genre is an insult. One is a game and the other is an art master piece. Sly Cooper’s thematic level designs and game changing unlockable abilities are also far more advanced than 3D Mario Maker: Designer Edition.

The number of dimensions does not have much bearing on the quality of a given game. That comes down to execution.

“Wait”.

“Wait forever.”

Fuck you, Simon 2.

I think my favorite 3D Mario is probably Odyssey, but it’s a tough call because they are all so good. Even Sunshine, especially the levels without Fludd. But I liked Fludd too.

As for 2D Mario games I rank them:
SMB3
SMW
SMB
NSMBWii
NSMBU
NSMB
NSMB2
Doki Doki
Golden Coins
SML

I didn’t include Maker, but obviously that’s one of my favorite games ever.

*raises hand

The fact you rank 6 coins so low shows you have garbage people taste.

Those collections could be nice depending on the price…and if they are released on the Switch. First collection has a good and an awesome Gradius game, Life Force is awesome and Twin Bee is good fun.

Man it really does just come down to pricing and platform for me.

Yeah, honestly after the first three it’s too difficult to rank them. I’d be fine bumping it up a few spots.

I also forgot about SMB2 (Lost Levels)! That game was epic.

In regards to 3D Mario

3D World is my favorite - It’s what I pictured Mario 64 to be like when I first heard about it.

Then Odyssey because of the refinement and how simple yet rewarding the hat mechanic is.

Mario 64 is third and replaced Sunshine in which I thought FLUDD was awesome, but the simplicity and secrets in the game are easier to go back to.

I’m going to try the Galaxy games one of these days.

Simon’s Quest plays like it was way ahead of its time… in a world where DMC2 is good DMC game.

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You should get on that! Both of them are amazing.

Yeah I remember people telling me that before the reset here but I was still hesitant since I was just getting into Nintendo games for the first time since NES. It’s been long enough since I’ve been back into Nintendo games, so now I’m down to try them.

Depending on how good of a port or conversion, $20 for eight games isn’t bad depending on the games. However any more and fuck Konami with a dirty wooden spoon.

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The collections are being released on every major platform.

Last box in that CV collection should be SoTN with the correct translation, with man being a miserable little pile of secrets, as it should be.

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If I don’t get a patch for my PS4 version, Konami can just never get another cent from me.

I can’t even play the damned thing with that wretched intro.

I get to it, and turn it off in disgust.

And that is my fourth time buying it.

(I bought it twice, on PS1.)

Get your shit together, Konami.

Fuckssake.

So then price is all that matters at this point…unless Konami fucks up the ports somehow, dont even see how this is possible but Konami always looking for new lows to sink to so who knows.

I’d be fine with never seeing SOTN for sale ever again.

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Heh unlike you tho I actually like the game. I’m just tired of seeing it over other great CV games because people won’t stop slobbing it’s knob. Its so fucking over rated.

Also it’s original dub isn’t that special. Its funny and campy and that’s about it. It hardly defines the experience.

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I still haven’t ever played SOTN. Hoping it’s part of the collection.

I hope you get “a miserable little pile of secrets”, then, good sir. :+1::+1:

You’ll enjoy the ever-living fuck out of it.

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