Yo, I just read a few leaks of upcoming games for the system.
Mario Tennis NX
Mario Kart NX
"Newest" Super Mario Bros.
The Legend of Zelda: Link Buys A Cat
Yoshi’s Island: Valley of Penis Wrinkles F-Zero XX (cancelled)
Don’t forget to mention the best part: that at least 50% of that lineup will be available in the first 3 years post-launch!
Oh, and they’ll include FREE DLC too, which introduce awesome new features such as:
Maps that should have come with the game at launch
Guns that should have come with the game at launch
Customizations that should have come with the game at launch
Voice chat that should have come with the game at launch
Gameplay features that only activate when you purchase a new, expensive, near-impossible-to-find-at-retail-price doll!
And much, much less more!
Thanks to Reggie, Miyamoto, and the power of puppetry, it’s truly a wonderful time to be alive. TYBNintendo.
I know you don’t like how splatoon was handled, but for the people actually playing and loving it, the only major gripe is lack of voice chat. Staggered release of stages and weapons is actually really nice. Get used to what’s on your plate, have something to look forward to, change up the meta slightly with new weapons. I don’t see what’s to complain about especially because free.
I’ve had to state this before in response to people claiming I’m a Nintendo fanboy, but I haven’t owned a Nintendo console since n64. They never offered something I felt I had to have especially in comparison with the greatness of the ps2/3. After last years e3 I went out and bought a wiiU the next day. Haven’t regretted that decision one iota, in fact the wiiU is the first system ever to get me to buy 3 new games in 3 consecutive months. Do all the people that bitch about the U actually own one? Aside from bloodborne there is essentially 0 reason for me to even think about getting a ps4 until the library has expanded. Sure Nintendo fumbled the release of the U and it was a rough year, but I feel like the system is stellar currently.