Video Game General 2.0: Yo Dawg I Heard You Like Remasters And Ports

^ Release a PS4 bundled with a HD port of Jackie Chan stuntmaster. Bet you it would sell like butter in the sun.

PS4 for $360 on Groupon. Use promo code GOODS10 on checkout.

http://www.groupon.com/deals/gg-playstation-4-500gb-gaming-console?tsToken=US_AFF_0_200007_200128_0&utm_campaign=200007&utm_source=GPN&utm_medium=afl&sid=skim33330X911642Xb2b45e2d7c04cb15b45c23ea4b3761e4

E3 semi realistic wish list (if I made a real wish list I’d end up depressing myself):

  1. New Metroid preferably on 3DS or at least a port of Super or Fusion
  2. New Contra preferably on 3DS or at least a port of 3 or Genesis Hard Corps
  3. Beast Souls PC
  4. Dead Space 4
  5. The Last Guardian
  6. Whore of the Orient
  7. New 3DS Mario that isn’t from the “new” series
  8. RE7 not giving the player a million melee moves, have very limited ammo, and actually be scary
  9. Deus Ex: Mankind Divided not being a shitty mobile game,but a real PC game
  10. A new IP that gets me hyped

My body is ready!!

http://i.minus.com/iKrEzh3Bl9oMr.gif

Yo that gif never gets old. gdlk

Persona 5 tho… ma body äin’t ready…

-_-

so

The GAMEPLAY in the video GAME is it’s weakest aspect. Thanks a lot for summing this up for all of us. Shenmue sucks. It’d be better off if it shed all of those weak excuses for “gameplay” and just went straight up interactive novel, like The Walking Dead. That game doesn’t even pretend to be a video game, and it works perfectly. It’s also a hard lesson in pacing that Sega wished it had learned when it released that piece of crap Shenmue.

Stop giving things passes just because they’re old. Tons of classic games hold up to the test of time, Shenmue doesn’t. Goldeneye was mentioned, another example. It just doesn’t hold up over time like real classics do. Mans out there STILL playing games like ST that, while imperfect, still hold up over time. You can think of a number of SNES/Genesis games that do the same I’m sure.

Everything you just listed old as fuck lol but you want new shit?

Speaking of interactive movies…I wish the shit you did actually AFFECTED the outcome and story.

I hate to see games claim that an alternate path or decisions you make affect the rest of the game but it fucking doesnt. It bothers me because its showing that devs want to streamline games and give everyone the exact same experience when good players should be rewarded more.

I also wish that more companies would have extras for people with save files of the previous titles on the hard drive, or preorder and download exclusives that arent available for everyone.

Well last year 2 franchises came back that I didn’t expect. KH3 and KI didn’t do make too much noise but I suspect some more nostalgic reveals like Battletoads, Starfox, Crash, Spyro, Syphonfilter. Last year’s most hype moment for me was Megaman in Smash and looking back at it was pretty dismal. One character reveal. I hope something big comes this year.

PERSONA 5 DOE

They can save the nostalgic reveals if they are bringing back games that people didnt really ask for. lol @ battletoads…could you be any more stuck in the 80s…

I mean why bring back Crash when theres a bigger fanbase for games like Jak n Daxter. Especially when you just know they arent going to go straight platforming…I’d expect Crash with a cool new haircut, muscles and a gun.

99.9% of the population want a powerstone 3. Make those things happen.

I say we all protest outside gaming offices. I’ll make the pickets

i just noticed “heavenly sword 2” is mentioned in that gif. Heavenly sword? seriously? hahahahha :puke:

also since people are still talking about Shenmue in a negative manner i am just gonna look away from this thread
forawhile , just for the sake of my own wellbeing.

If protesting shit worked, we’d still have net neutrality.

Jak n Daxter suck dick doe…

@orochizoolander‌ Bite your tongue. If there was a Dead Space 4 in development it would probably be in the hands of a new studio. We need that SW game to crash and burn. It’s our only hope.

I wish the Black Rock guys would do a Kickstarter for a Split/Second successor. I’d pledge money for the first time ever. They’d have me and the Joystiq staff, at least.

Not stuck in the 80’s but I do find myself listening to 80’s music constantly. It takes me back to a purer time. Battletoads was the shit.

Oh yeah, people always go ape shit for Jax n Daxter.

Heavenly Sword while not a stylish hack n slash like DMC and Bayo, was pretty fn, and had a cool setting, and Nariko and Kai are two of my fave leads coming out of last gen. Don’t hate son!

Heavenly Sword was pretty shit, and was my first ps3 game along with Rachet and Clank FTOD

Heavenly Sword was good, but the extremely short length killed it.

Action games are short as is, Heavenly Sword managed to be even shorter

What was there was solid tho