Video Game General 2.0: Yo Dawg I Heard You Like Remasters And Ports

Watch Dogs is out next week (which is the main reason I bought a next gen system), so hopefully the game is atleast decent

Plan on getting Infamous 3 as well, after that tho I’m drawing blanks

.gif or it didn’t happen.

Nintendo will bounce back, I’m not saying Wii U will ever reach Xbone/PS4 sales, but it’ll sell more than enough to become profitable eventually, Michael Pachter who is kind of a tool said Wii U will sell around 20-30 million in it’s life span which sounds about right so I’m not worried.

Anyways Ubisoft E3 Lineup is shaping up to be pretty fuckin hard to beat. For all the shitty business practices they pull, one thing you can’t deny is that they make quality games.

For all the justified hate MS has gotten no one can deny that Phil Spencer is exactly what they needed to redeem themselves in the eyes of the gamers. Taking out the paywall, games with gold, kinectless $400, a decent number of hype exclusives coming out…yeah they are making Xbone looks very attractive to lots of people who probably swore they would never buy one like me. I was planning on buying a PS4 by 2016 and I’m still heavily leaning towards Sony, but if MS delivers on the games, I might go with Xbone instead.

Understatement of the century. :rofl:

That being said I agree that I think the Wii-U won’t turn out too bad in the long run from a sales perspective as well as on your points about Ubisoft and Microsoft’s changes, Ubisoft are generally pretty good at E3 (the god awful conference with Mr Caffeine aside anyway) and Microsoft over the past month have greatly improved the attractiveness of the Xbone as a product.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1fcV1xmJnw

Grossly accurate. Damn I didnt realize RE had this many continuity issues in 6.

Still enjoy the game but…a lot of these were spot on.

I’m not one to do this, but man that’s a 30 minute vid, you mind giving us the cliffnotes?

When you are ripping off CinemaSins, don’t make your video 30 minutes long.

Pretty much goes through every piece of the game with a fine tooth comb pointing out continuity issues among random things that have made the series worse over the years.

The first 5 minutes are interesting enough to watch the whole thing.

CinemaSins actually has made some fairly lengthy videos, but nothing of that magnitude. But let’s add to the list shall we?

When attempting to copy CinemaSins:

  1. Invest in a microphone that doesnt sound like you found it in the bottom drawer of your mother’s computer desk
  2. Dont try to copy his voice. It’s unique-ish and you sound like an asshat when you do it wrong
  3. Audio editing is a wonderful thing. Done make the “DING” sound 3x louder than the voice capture.
  4. Dont make a bad joke and count it as a sin. Only count sins you twat. Unless it’s something about the lack of a lapdance
  5. Video Editing and script reforming is great too. 15 minutes couldve easily been cut from that video by watching it and going “On second thought that wasnt too hot”

Haven’t watched the video nor played RE6, but I just want to point out that the majority of the “sins” from cinemaSins are jokes or just aspects of the films the guy doesn’t enjoy rather than actual continuity/logistical errors.

Yeah but most of his jokes are alright. After having sat through this entire video, besides my few nit picks the whole thing was alright

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRyBbgxaiCc

I enjoyed it, was pretty spot on. RE has never been one to have the most concise plots but RE6 just tossed it all in a blender and said GOOD ENOUGH.

Yea I sat through the whole thing to and felt it was pretty on point.

His DmC video tho was totally worth it.

DMC video was godlike.

OK, LETS PLAY A GAME

Your top 5-10 dream list games/announcement from E3. Rumors or just throwing shit into the air and hoping it turns into sunshine. It’ll be interesting to see if anyone wishes come true. Since I started I’ll go first:

(in no order)

  1. Resident Evil 7
  2. Devil May Cry 5
  3. Left 4 Dead 3
  4. Next Gen GTA5 reboot
  5. THE LAST FUCKING GUARDIAN
  6. God Of War 4
  1. Bloody Roar (Next-Gen)
  2. Devil May Cry 5
  3. Monster Hunter (PS4)
  4. Tekken 7
  5. CvS2 HD Remix

eh why not.

  1. Star Fox.
  2. F-Zero.
  3. Resident Evil 7.
  4. Dino Crisis reboot.
  5. Onimusha reboot.

Come at me Nintendo and Capcom.

  1. Prequel to Skies of Arcadia

  2. another Etrian Odyssey game

  3. Warcraft 4 (wont happen in e3 but fuck it) / Zone of Enders 3

  4. a new F Zero

  5. Monster hunter 4 G or whatever for Vita/PS4

  6. Dragon quest VIII HD remake for Vita/Ps3

  7. A new Advance Wars

  8. A new Golden Sun

  9. Sequel to Virtues Last Reward

  10. Metroid Prime 4

I’m mother fucking dreaming and I think I can make a list up to 20-30

Barring some brand-new IP that ticks all the right boxes, Dragon’s Dogma 2 is the only title even remotely within the realm of possibility that could single-handedly sell me on next-gen.

And I damn well know even that ain’t happening.

Beast Souls!
Wii-U Zelda (Proper one not the Dynasty Warriors one not that I have a problem with that game)
Kamiya directed Star Fox (Or just one that is a good Star Fox game but preferably the first option)
DMC5
Zone of the Enders 3

Bonus Round: The new Shantae