Video Game General 2.0: Yo Dawg I Heard You Like Remasters And Ports

Unfortunately, the only way for Nintendo to move a lot of units would be to completely sell out a lot of their core values…

So yes, CALL OF DUTY: ZEBES developed by Treyarch and ASSASSIN’S CREED: HYRULE starring Impa(with Sheik DLC) would be a go sigh… I’d also throw a bunch of money at Squeenix to use their servers and get them to co-develop a Pokemon MMORPG with GameFreak.
I’d also call up Konami and depressed sighCapcom and see if I can’t license a few classic characters*(a Belmont or two, Alucard, Ryu, Viewtiful Joe, and Dante)* to become DLC for Smash Bros. Squeenix would naturally be contracted again for Geno and Cloud Strife DLC vomits

In addition to the above, I’d let Kamiya make the Star Fox game he’s been begging to do, on the condition that Platinum make a Captain Falcon stylish action beat-'em-up… Iga’s out of work now, so let’s get him to breathe life into a new 2D Metroid. While I’m at it, I’ll throw some bills at EA to get their Need for Speed guys on F-Zero: Next Generation.

All of the above games would have tacked-on multiplayer modes and Day One DLC galore, as well. projectile vomits

I’d also open all eight gates and unify the WiiU and 3DS Virtual Consoles with cross-buy for all titles and open up the library to all of our classic titles across all our previous consoles.

That should be enough of a complete selling of the heart and soul of the company to get the other third parties on board and bring in the idiotsmainstream gaming audience to restore the company to massive profits and send Sony and Microsoft reeling.

I woudnt want Iga to make a Metroid game to be completely honest with you…

I think RE would be godly again if they could somehow harness the Alan Wake effect/early dead space effect. Every enemy you see is “No! Please no! I don’t want it! Go away!” With dashes of taking away your most lethal weaponry in challenging manner to make you actually survive instead of fighting. Like in Alan wake when you do most of an entire level with only flares and the occasional flashlight battery. That was a hell of a time

I want another Metroid: Other M.

The first was legit, Samus actually had a personality and voiceover work (which is pretty much non-existant in Nintendo titles)

FIGHT ME!!!

Wait, what’s wrong with a unified account system for digital sales? That’s something even some of the most ardent Nintendo fans pine for.

Also not sure why any consumer would be against cross-buy policies. That’s one of the few pro-consumer trends I’ve seen adopted this generation.

There’s nothing wrong with that at all. One of the biggest marks against Nintendo is that they are like an elderly person when it comes to managing their internet stuff.

If you notice, I suggested Nintendo do that after I got through throwing up from all the other “popular” business decisions I suggested they take.

Thats because the enemies werent dormant in Dead Space they were actively lurking and hunting you, ready for you to walk by so they could hunt your ass down. RE zombies will stand there and let you pick them off.

Granted theres a fine line between a “zombie” and “monster” but at the same time I wouldnt mind for the zombies in RE to MOB you. The programming in RE5 was interesting if you noticed a zombie would run right up to you, then stop. And they might sway to the left and dodge a bullet, but continue to stand in your face, after a while the fear was gone because you had more than enough time to react.

If they could meet a medium between the speed and aggressiveness of Dead Space enemies with the overwhelming “oh no too many” mob effect of Dead Rising they would have something beautiful on their hands.

And then they can sprinkle the real heavy hitting enemies here and there etc etc.

I’m like a resident evil connoisseur. I think I’m one of the few people that actually plays RE6 online still. I need a partner actually so if anyone wants to do some no hope runs sometimes my GT is ToneOfARC

You are slowly becoming a Nintendo flavor sonicabid, nigga you don’t want to be a nintendo flavor sonicabid

Hey, somebody’s gotta stand up for the only company besides Platinum that just tries to make good games, period…

If Geo can defend Microsoft’s shitty machine, then I should be free to defend Nintendo’s shitty machine while all the rest of you stan for the other shitty machine since none of them have more than a handful of great games.

At least Nintendo doesn’t do online paywalls yet… :coffee:

I will agree with the “slippery” feel of RE6. Think they put in a few too many mechanics and it didn’t flow as well as I would’ve liked.

Nintendo doenst have to sell out. Nintendo has to make good games, a Bayonetta here and there and a promis of a new Legend of Zelda here and there arent enough to get the job done.

Also the motion sensor technology is too young to make that the focal point of the console.

And lol @ no backwards compatibility, that was like a slap in the face for a console thats still 2 technological spec generations behind current hardware.

No this nigga did not bring up backwards compatibility… At the least the U can run Wii games and your Wii VC library…

What’s that? Xbone not compatible with 360 games OR your downloaded titles? Same thing for PS4?!? Despite being ***“MORE POWERFUL”***… Word?

C’mon son… Wii U has a lot of weaknesses already… It doesn’t need people just making shit up…

But the discussion isnt how Ps4 or 360 can remain relevant and not teter toter on the edge on failure. WiiU is on the EDGE of utter failure and playing Wii games is a load of crap, I was referring to the gamecube titles those should have been accessible on WiiU. But I couldnt care less.

Throwing in 360 and PS4 not withstanding, the ps3 is still active, it wouldnt make sense to make it obsolete by making all the titles on there playable on ps4. Not yet.

Whats WiiU excuse?

3 Senran Kagura games got announced in japan. 1 for 3DS, 1 for Vita and 1 for another Sony Console

The one on Vita is apparently a cooking rhythm game. The ones on 3DS and the other game are going to be more in line with what people expect from the series.

footage of the 3DS and Vita Game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fCGCMjWXDg&feature=player_detailpage

Dead Space enemies are space zombies. When you think about their behavior and how they came to be that’s actually what they are.

I love how all my points were doged…heh

Oneof these days you guys will figure out backwards compatabiltiyisnt an issue of hardware power but hardware architecture and thats its hard as fuckto pull off.

No consoles at all next generation will have backwards compatibility anyway. Like it or not, all the consumers are voting at the moment.

How about we talk about shit we like rather than measure other company’s dicks?

So its good that frieza is on namek ready to blow the sales up?

That may be the case but you’re just arguing a moot point. I was referring to the actual ai behavior not so much the names of the enemies.