Video Game General 2.0: Yo Dawg I Heard You Like Remasters And Ports

Now they mostly are juts for listing achievements and how to unlock shit. Cheat codes are mostly non-existent this day and age. I remember going to cheatplanet back in the day before they re-branded as gamesradar.

Why would that stir up anything? It’s following the anatomically correct display of human inner workings. It’s just testicles man. It’s not like they are dangling a wrinkly ball sack in front of your face every time Cassie does an Xray. Not to mention the nuts that you see only exist for about 1 second before disappearing entirely. They even specifically dont include the dick when it should very clearly be there. Stop being sensitive.

Stop being pretentious ol fireman ass nigga :mad:

But it hurts

I like that new Raiden x-ray. Looks legit.

Exploding testicles aren’t anything new.

http://youtu.be/fuC1N7oY_vc

Oh. Never mind, then.

Po Pimpus can I interest you in some partially on disc DLC for Destiny? :evil corporate commander laugh:

This would be the part where I make a snide remark about a $500 million dollar ad campaign for an unfinished game featuring more nickel and dime-ing than a cash register at Christmas… Then someone gets upset that “old man Po” is shitting all over terrible industry practices yet again and we get into a scrum over that…

Meanwhile Bungie laughs all the way to the bank because everyone else is a dummy who keeps dumping money into these charlatans’ pockets… Then someone gets offended that I called them a dummy for buying the obviously unfinished cash-grab called Destiny and calls me a jaded hater, despite the fact that I am, much like always, 100% correct…

So yeah, I’ll just leave it at, LOL

I give Destiny a E for effort.

I am pretty sure in the next 6 months we’ll forget about Density and all fap off to the next big video game circus, maybe Smash bros.

Then again every game is a poorly managed unfinished buggy mess, GTA V got GOTY and it horribly buggy as shit.

Hey. HEY. (listen)

Smash Bros. is many things, but you can never accuse those games of being unfinished or rushed cash-grabs.

Those things are packed to the brim with old-school game dev philosophy and I love them for it.

Okay you score a point for the Zelda reference,

All I am saying is when the next popular game comes into town you not hear as much about destiny any more, and eventually become forgotten.
Smash would be one of those games that will steal Destiny’s thunder.

Understood.

I realize I am the outlier, but I didn’t even realize there were other games coming out this holiday that weren’t Bayonetta 2, Smash, Pokémon, or Hyrule Warriors…
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:coffee smiley goes here, as soon SRK stops bullshitting:*

Po. I think a lot of your anger stems from being a big Nintendo guy. Imagine being a Boston sports fan in the 90’s. I’ve been playing video games since the VIC-20, and I’m not mad about anything.

I DO have a soft spot for Ninty, but I have owned pretty much everything over the years… The only company that has been “banned” from my household is Microsoft after I had not one, but two 360s RROD on me (never again)…

My anger stems from creative freedom and complete games becoming the exceptions and not the rule these days… Since you pretty much only get them from Nintendo, Platinum, a few Indie Devs, and on the rare occasion they decide to be competent, Square and Sega.

Just about everyone else seems to go out of their way to piss me off, and it’s not really their fault-- They are just following the easy money coming from all these goobers who don’t know and don’t care to demand better.

Spoiler

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8330222336/h46FDA3A6/

I think this sums up Destiny for you Po

Spoiler

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8330275328/hAFA4B430/

And for good measure FF XV

Constantly complains about stimulating gameplay & DLC practices in mainstream titles, advocates Hyrule Warriors.

Gonna make real use of the ignore feature & stop clicking on your posts.

Um, okay?

Unlike Destiny, you don’t HAVE to buy any of Hyrule Warriors’ DLC to continue enjoying the game because you’re eventually going to be under-levelled and all your equipment obsolete.

Also, I rarely play Musou games, so I’m not completely worn out on them like all of you SHOULD be from all the FPSes and MMOs that come out every week it seems like.

Spoiler

http://ionehellobeautiful.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/screen-shot-2014-02-06-at-12-03-54-pm.png?w=409&h=358

Musou games are much worse. They provide the same shit with little to no changes to their formula. Here’s the same crappy repetitive game with a new coat of paint.

For me DLC isn’t the root of all evil its all about value, it starts with the base game. If its easy to tell that there are chunks of game missing and there’s DLC on the way its a pretty sure bet its a garbage situation from the jump, that’s not adding content that’s selling in installments. If the DLC adds a huge wealth of content on top of a mountain of content I’m ok with that even if its preplanned or was finished before release. If DLC is just fan service shit like costumes and cosmetic stuff like weapon skins and stuff its whatever I look at that as the merch booth, everyone comes to the show and the guys that think they rocked it out will buy a t shirt and a wrist ban on the way out type of stuff.

Destiny is easy to tell there’s tons of shit missing it goes in the bad dlc category

Zelda Musou has character skins and shit it goes in the band merch category

DLC is called DLC when bite sized content is sold to you. Anything with more weight and meat to them are put under the expansion pack category.