Video Game General 2.0: Yo Dawg I Heard You Like Remasters And Ports

As Zebster pointed out, Mara is slang for Penis

Onimusha 2 & 3 are my favorites of the series.

I liked one a lot too. Dawn of Dreams is the only one I don’t think much of, and even then, it’s not a bad game. Just really average in a series of overall great games.

Tiers: 2=3 > 1 > Dawn of Dookie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spLyRq5hGis

Gogandantess never forget, silly-ass character. :rofl:

Bad tier list.

In terms of story: 1 > 2 > 3 > Dog shit > Dawn of Dreams.

Terms of characters: 1 = 2 > 3 >>>> Dawn of Dreams.

Terms of Gameplay: 2 > 3 > 1 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dawn of Dreams.

In terms of Story I just prefer the 1st over 2 and 3. It was pretty great.

Characters I think 1 and 2 had a better cast than 3 even though 3’s cast was still really good.

Gameplay: Warlord was a great start, 2 expanded on it greatly with a mechanic that makes replay-ability endless, 3 changed it up greatly pretty much forcing you to relearn everything, and DoD just made it all shit.

Demon’s Souls > Dark Souls 1 > Dark Souls 2.

I popped both Dark Souls 1 and Demon’s back into my PS3 last night for a bit after getting the Plat for DS2, and it’s crazy how much faster the earlier games are. Not only do you attack faster & roll faster(as well as run faster in Demon’s) the enemies are WAY faster too. The enemies are arguably the scariest and the most of a threat in Demon’s.

Demon’s overall had the best enemy interaction as well as the best boss designs and fights. DS1 was great too in this regard. in DS2 I fought 99% of enemies as well as bosses the same way and I was able to get up to New Game++ and Plat the game. In Demon’s, you had to learn enemy fights a lot more to comfortably defeat them. In Dark Souls 2, you can implement the same strategy throughout 99% of the game and the only actually scary enemies are red phantoms/ones that can’t have their poise broken(or it’s very difficult to break it.)

Still a great game, but they went backwards in a lot of ways. I don’t know how you build a new game engine for “better performance and graphics, 30 FPS capped on consoles” and then put out a game that performs AND looks worse than both of its prequels as well as having way longer load times. :rofl:

Recurring theme in all three games for me: Get utterly destroyed in the first couple levels until I learn the mechanics, then I come back with a vengeance and 100% the games. :tup:

Found this funny:

http://www.twitter.com/Xbox/status/491346896015732736

#JokeOfTheYearAllYears

Yeah, but have you seen Titanfall?

#720pixelated glory
#PowerOfTheCloud
#ExclusiveSequelsToShitGameSeries

I find it funny because Ass Creed and CoD are not exclusive, and none of those games have released, so their quality is an unknown quantity…

The Xbox One versions of those games are exclusive to Xbox One.

So much hate :shake:

EDIT: And now it’s not showing up anymore. Did they delete it?

Evolve isn’t either…Evolve and CoD may have some exclusive content for the Xbone but the games themselves aren’t exclusive. Ass Creed is usually more in bed with Sony than Microsoft so that game is the most out of place of them all. I feel like this isn’t the first time Microsoft has done something like this…major deja vu.

M$ hold dat L

What was this? The page doesn’t exist anymore apparently.

May God have mercy on your soul.

It was a tweet from Microsoft blatantly lying about them having all the “exclusive” games on the Xbone.

I LOL’d, as did most everyone who didn’t drink the M$ Kool-Aid.

I just realized Atlus is doing some asshole shit with the Persona Tarot Card bonuses…

You get half here…

http://www.anjelsyndicate.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/p4au_glam.png

…and the other half here

:mad:

Also… This says “Shadow” Rise, but that isn’t what her Shadow looks like when it goes crazy… WHERE’S MY STRIPPER POLE?

C’mon Phantom, you know everyone’s Shadow versions in this game are just hackneyed knock-offs and not the actual Shadows that they overcame.

Like the addition of Jean Reno made the mediocre Onimusha series so much better.
Onimusha is just Resident Evil 4 with Samurai and the God of War spheres system.

Don’t forget that less-than-awesome sword controller

Spoiler

http://www.videogamesblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/onimusha-3-katana-the-soul-controller-for-ps2.jpg

Genma Onimusha>>>>>the others.

Jean Reno was awesome. You just weren’t ready for the Capcom Hollywood production values of the intricate father-and-son relationship between Jean Reno and his son Henry. He time traveled and fought demons for that kid.

onimusha was ok after I forced myself to get into it
2001 had so many better games out
Pokémon crystal
Oracle of seasons/ages
Megaman 64
Paper Mario
Max Payne
Halo
Serious Sam

how onimusha even got 3 sequels IDK