Video Game General 2.0: Yo Dawg I Heard You Like Remasters And Ports

Dark Souls raids are alright.

The problem with how this game does it is because the invader doesn’t have to see you to hack you. So they can be on top of a building, or in a alleyway behind a dumpster, or in a car. Meanwhile you have to find them among the dozens of civilians walking around. Take into account that the profiler takes forever to change targets, and that you can’t make it scan a person manually, you just have to wave it over a crowd and hope that the hacker isn’t so close to an NPC that the profiler can’t pick him up because of conflicting targets. You also get just a huge vague search area on your map that doesn’t account for the y-axis.

In dark souls you both are locked into an area, and you are both looking for each other. Somebody will die. In watch dogs they start hacking when they enter, sit down in some fucked up hiding place and basically win for free.

I had quite a lot of fun joining in on the hacking bets on Playstation Live. Shit is comedy when the pursuer walks right past the hacker and the hacker keeps himself out of line of sight by walking around a pillar. Good luck finding a hacker in the car park though, yeeesh. 500 cars and multiple levels, that shit is overpowered.

I hate invaders in that game. Dem niggas get alt+F4

Microsoft has abandoned plans for Xbox One consoles to double as dev kits

Boo. Was one of the few early game-related promises that was actually positive (if also far-fetched). So AFAIK the only way to self-publish on the platform is via the ID@Xbox program, which to my knowledge still maintains a parity clause.

EDIT: Kotaku - Microsoft Says They Didn’t Reverse Course On Xbox One Dev Kits

Although I swear I had a easier time driving in Grand Thief Auto London (made in 1999) than I do in Watch Dogs (made in 2014).

Gran Turismo holds up better and that is two years older than London. 1997.

I’m gonna try and power through it tonight though. I think im on the last act. Then I can see if anything somehow redeems this pile of broken promises, or if I just get more fuel to publicly shame it.

What is good that is supposed to be coming out next year?

oculus rift consumer version and project morpheus

Cliff Bleszinski did a AMA: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2a9ylr/iama_i_am_cliff_bleszinski_video_game_designer/

For fans of Futuristic racers check this out. It’s called Racial-G and it’s being developed by a small team led by Geoff Cullen who helped develop Split/Second and Pure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa1SRkSdlgI

A demo for the game is on the kickstater page

Bayonetta 2, Smash 4, Hyrule Warriors, persona 4 arena 2, hotline miami 2

As I expected. The ending was disappointing. It wasnt a gratifying end. It was like when a director doesnt know how to end a horror movie, so they flash a plot twist past you really fast, and then roll credits before you can squeeze out a “What the fuck!?! Really!?!”

They sequel bait really hard. On par with Assassins Creed 1. I will not be purchasing the sequel or the 6 that will follow afterwards. I advise you to do the same. I’m gonna go take a cold shower and debate how I will dispose of the disc. I might cut my losses and sell it half of what I bought it for. Maybe I’ll use it as a drink coaster.

EDIT: I’m timing the credits right now because it’s a Ubisoft game. Broken the 15 minute mark as of this posting edit.

Get off dat VR life son. We all know niggas use it for stroke sessions.

Though I wouldn’t mind that. I would pay good money for someone to program an Oculus game where you can watch Bayonetta take a dump on your chest.

Looks kind of cool, but the track seems pretty auto pilot. I know you steer around the track, but actually navigating it’s twists and turns looks automatic.

PS4, PS3, and Vita together have sold 100 million, PS3 accounts for at least 80 mill as of Nov 2013. Mentioned in the linked vid.

Andrew House confirms that some of Sony’s E3 2013 press conference was rewritten in response to Microsoft.

Every wanted to play the original cast of Alien in an Alien game? Well now you can…as preorder DLC!
http://www.ctpost.com/business/technology/article/Weaver-Alien-cast-reprising-roles-in-new-game-5608818.php

Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18023lL0ynQ

P4U2 is not region locked.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=v80_FwbAv_s#

That looks pretty awesome.

Now they need to make a special edition where I can get that championship belt I will be set.

Nintendo is holding a japanese only 3rd party direct tomorrow
http://www.nintendo.co.jp/nintendo_direct/20140711/index.html

It’s possible that there could be some announcements for some things heading west tomorrow but I’m not gonna hold my breath on it.

Samurai Warriors 4 is coming stateside for PS4, Vita, and PS3

Oct. 24

Also wanted to ask if anyone picked up One Piece Unlimited World and is it any good?

Also wanted to say that if you have a 3DS and you were curious about Tomodachi Life that there’s a demo up on the eShop for it.