Video Game General 2.0: Yo Dawg I Heard You Like Remasters And Ports

I don’t know whether or not you meant this comment to be offensive or…

On a related note I will be auditioning for the part of joker in the next batman movie. I’m positive that if I just read a few articles like this I’ll be able to a extremely convincing portrayal.

Yep, still don’t trust Japan to make a redeemable person of color. Better none than Boxer.

Yes it is meant to be offensive, but it is also in jest. Be offended, or just laugh at a cheap joke. Either one is fine with me.

Apparently some of the lower people who were working on Fantasia Music Evolved for Xbone and 360 didn’t know that Microsoft was gonna separate the Kinect.

They were less than thrilled. Kinda sucks for anyone who was planning and/or currently building a game with Kinect in mind.

You don’t deserve pity if you’re making another stupid fucking dance game.

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Just ignore him. It’s for the good of the thread hell probably most of SRK if you do.

Looks like Microsoft is in a “damned if I do, damned if I don’t” situation…

It’ll pass. If Microsoft’s E3 is as gamer-focused as they say it is then they’re golden.

Those guys are just making another dance game that people will have entirely forgotten about in a year, so who cares about them. They’re clearly more interested in their quick cash-in than the greater good.

What’s everyone expecting from each of the big 3 at E3 and what’s everyone hoping for?

Return of more Rareware franchises, new Star Fox or F-Zero.

Sony

  • Announcement of a MH title for the PS3/PS4/Vita, or more info on the localization of the one that’s supposedly coming out
  • Gameplay footage of Kingdom Hearts 3 and Final Fantasy XV
  • Price drop/size increase for Vita memory cards
  • New Vita titles/apps

Microsoft

  • Xbox One Price Drop, reassurance of its functionality without the Kinect
  • Announcement of some non-shooter titles
  • Change in policies

Nintendo

  • More info/gameplay footage for Pokemon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire
  • Update on the state on Pokemon X and Y, upcoming events, etc
  • Bayonetta 2 gameplay footage/update
  • Super Smash Bros. 4 character reveals and gameplay footage

Okay, let’s see what I want…

Microsoft: Killer Instinct Season 2 reveals, new Battletoads by Platinum Games (if not then a Banjo kart racer, new Perfect Dark or a Rareware All-star Fighter), Halo 5 gameplay footage, new Gears.

Nintendo: More Smash character reveals, new Star Fox, new F-Zero, new Mario. Zelda Wii U is expected but doesn’t matter to me.

Sony: Don’t care.

This is a wishlist

From Sega : S****** 3 :mad:

From Atlus : announcing that Persona 5 will come to Vita and PS4 (as i am not too fond of the idea of buying a PS3 in 2015 just to play the game)

From Capcom : Only a remake , as i believe they are completely out of original ideas. I would love Onimusha remade for next-gen.

From Nintendo : Announcement of Fatal Frame getting localized in europe , and a nintendo smartphone plz :coffee:

From Mistwalker : Lost Odyssey 2 ! Get at it Sakaguchi-san !

From Grasshopper : Would love another Shadows of the damned though i’m sure that would never happen

From Sony : More in-game footage of FFXV and KH3. Not gonna hold my breath for something like Last Guardian tho

I think it’s more the fact that you must be seeing something like this for the first time. Race portrayal in media isn’t in anything new. I’m guessing you never had a conversation with someone, or been asked “If it’s from Japan, how come the characters look white?” concerning anime/manga/vg. It even get’s brought up a lot, still. It was only a matter time before it happened in the VG media. Calm down.

Nintendo

  • NFC Figurine games
  • Miyamoto game
  • Bayo2 demo released on the e-shop directly(harhar) after some more footage and an in-depth look have been shown
  • Nintendo **themselves **showing dual-screen gameplay related awesomeness for the Wii U (Nintendo Land is their only game :lol: )
  • DS VC on the Wii U
  • Shinobi 3DS and Kid Icarus: Uprising coming to the Wii U with 3D removed of course
  • Volgar the Viking
  • Unknown games that make me go “WOW!”

Microsoft

  • See them building a pretty good line-up after last year with more info on games shown last year
  • Expecting some "WOW!"s from them with Phil Harrison going ham lately
  • Something that not only wows me, but wows me so much that I don’t think about DLC shenanigans or the fact that a subscription service is still needed to get the most of the system or at least not think twice about either/or, even if it’s for a few mintues
  • Hand-on with FFXV and KH3 after MS announces they bought huge shares into Square to get a successful foothold in Japan which would lead to…
  • Both those titles being exclusive to Xbone. This is for the tears and meltdowns.

Sony

  • Same expectations as MS, especially the last one concerning DLC/additional services
  • A little more indie talk but scaled back because “the big boys” have had a little more time to cook especially with GDDR5(?). So non-indies/PSN only titles will take more stage time
  • No talk about how they plan to integrate their Movie and Music sides of the company into the PS4, like last year. I doubt they will, but…eco-systems
  • Hoping they don’t get “lazy” because of MS and Nintendo’s mishandlings combined with PS4’s strong sales. specs and mindshare.
  • adding to the above point, I’m hoping Sony becomes Scumbag Sony **in the sense that ** they really kick the other two while their down and trying to gain traction(I guess this means mostly MS in this case…)
  • Again, I want to be "WOW!"ed
  • Lily Bergamo

Overall

  • I’m hoping we don’t come away with “b-b-but wait for TGS” after the weekend. Lily Bergamo is supposed to be playable at this year’s TGS, but not mention of E3 so that’s in check, but still on my list.
  • Solid info and gameplay on Tekken x Street Fighter.
  • ArkSys to announce they won’t go past 5 or 6 updates with the new GG. Could announce the next 4 sequels will be Xbone exclusives and the PS4 only gets the initial release.
  • Tears
  • Meltdowns
  • More Tears
  • More Meltdowns
  • Probably just jinxed myself and Yamauchi will rise from the grave and announce they he will take back the reigns, cancel Bayo2 and scrap the Game Pad only to be replaced by a Nomad looking version of the Game Pad that only plays cartridges and removes touch screen :frowning:

Microsoft:
What I Expect: Halo 5 trailer/gameplay walkthrough, K.I Season 2 first character reveal + additional features, Sunset Overdrive trailer/gameplay walkthrough, Call of Duty Advanced Warfare gameplay walkthrough, the resurrection of 1 Rare title, TV development details, return of games announced at previous E3 that have not yet been released (for example Quantum Break).

What I hope for: Halo 2 anniversary, even more Rare game revivals, rumoured exclusive by Platinum.

Sony:
What I Expect: Uncharted 4 trailer/Last of us PS4 trailer, The Order 1886 trailer/gameplay walkthrough, FFXIV/KH3 trailers/gameplay walkthroughs, Deep Down trailer/gameplay walkthrough, “Beast Souls”.

What I hope for: THE GODDAMN LAST GUARDIAN!!!

Nintendo:
What I Expect: New Smash Bros. trailer with multiple character reveals, Yarn Yoshi, X trailer/gameplay walkthrough, Bayonetta 2 trailer, SMT X FE trailer, Pokemon Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire Trailer, Sonic Boom gameplay trailer, Meiji era Ace Attorney game trailer, DLC announcements (likely for games like Mario Kart 8), Miyamoto’s new IP, the Legend of Zelda Majora’s mask 3D announced and Zelda Wii-U revealed.

What I hope for: A new F-Zero game revealed, A new Star Fox game revealed (possibly by Platinum), A new Metroid game revealed being made by Retro, a new Punch Out or Mario Strikers game being made by Next Level Games revealed.

Random surprise Halo 5: Guardians reveal:

http://news.xbox.com/~/media/files/hero_halo5.jpg?h=529&w=940

Slated for Fall 2015. Odd that they’re unveiling this now rather than during E3. Either they’re trying to overshadow low NPD #s in April, or they’ll have even bigger bombs to drop at their conference.

If the Wiz attends E3 this year, maybe I can give him enough McRibs to permanently IP ban Psyxhokosh

lmao @ Halo 5