US student is sentenced to 15 years hard labor in North Korea for trying to steal a political banner

I have to also suspect that guy went to NK just for the sake of doing some shit so he can go home with something to "LOLOLOLOL’ with his drunk ass frat friends. That “my church made me do it” has got to be one of the dumbest excuses i’ve ever heard and i hope he isn’t thinking out of his douchebag mind to pin some shit on innocent people so he can get out. Feel bad for him still.

Please… tell us more about how getting beaten was wonderful for you.

:tdown:

Do we have confirmation from those NOT under duress that he did this? 'cause I could just as likely believe this story as I can believe him having been in SOUTH Korea, kidnapped, and put up to the whole story.

lol at all the pathetic “white privilege” remarks. Shows how dumb and ignorant most of the people are here.

Anyway…

It’s funny to me how the only people who get fucked in NK, are people trying to spread their dumbass religion.

Good for NK, I would have done the same fucking thing. Last thing I would want, are a bunch of dumbass religious idiots running around.

NK considers it psychological warfare, and it is. Religion is just mass brainwashing, and if KJU sees what it did to South Korea, I don’t blame him for locking people up.

Derp, I’m going to leave my bible behind, because these people NEED to believe in christ…

Not to mention you just got someone and his whole family killed if they were caught reading that shit.

If i was dennis roddman, Kim JongUn would be dead

White privelege is real. Maybe if you are white you can’t see it, but us minorities know about how white people get away with horrendous shit by virtue of being white

Fuck

This all bullshit propaganda by our western media.

most likely the guy is a spy working for the non-intelligent services.

he definately doesn’t look 21, but i like the “souvenir for church group” line to really get the hearts and minds of us gullibles back in the west

Hearts and minds? Dude how many people are laughing at his plight?

thats us juveniles on forums, were not the majority

fox news posted this story to their wall on facebook and most of the comments i saw were “good lol fkn dumbass” type stuff

pls xplain whats wrong abt it

im listening

rly

or better yet pls go to north korea and tell them to their face its wrong

ill chip in for your ticket. im sure other people in GD will as well

I’m not laughing at his plight…I don’t feel sorry for him though.

Hahaha…I won’t.

but @“Geese Pants” for just 10 cents you can send this noob scrub to north korea

Explain to me what makes something right/wrong, so that I may know the difference, and explain to me how culture has no bearing on what you consider to be right/wrong.

Nobody feels sorry for him.

Just like how girls shouldn’t be going to parties then claim rape…

Drunkard never left the church group. I can actually believe this asshole being a spy, aside from looking old, he left his room and broke into an office and stole government property, dude was probably hacking a network and grabbed the flag as a cover or whatever.

Last time they got Kerry to fly over and get on his knees, this time however there is zero empathy from the US public so enjoy getting brollied up smashing rocks I guess. NK testing nukes and this asshole stealing shit hmmmm. They probably gonna trade him in a few months for food parcels but would be hilarious if he did a couple of years.

No, but some people think you should not just act ass an arrogant piece full of shit on the internet!

“Oh, look at me, I am judging people on a fighting game forums with funny memes. Ain’t that great and making my low self esteem person’s life a little better?”

Srsly, bitch?

We all should take XKCD 386 muchmore into account:

These fucking guys posting like they just discovered the internet