“If the function (both urinary and sexual) and appearance aren’t just right, the recipient has to deal with the implications of having a troublesome foreign object where his penis should be.”
“If you don’t have a penis you are essentially dead…”
So when his friends talk about girls, and somebody goes “ugh she’s a blubbery landwhale, I wouldn’t even fuck her with somebody else’s dick!” he makes a weird nervous smile and changes the subject.
My question is, who the hell donated their penis? I’ve heard of orangutan heart transplants successful in people, and doctors are optimistic about pig hearts. I wonder if the guy got to choose what animal he wanted. I would have chosen a horse cock.
How the fuck do you circumcise someone and cut the whole damn thing clean off?!? I mean, really, wtf?? I realize Africa is all kinds of backwards, but damn, man. Get a DOCTOR to circumcise you, not a damn sangoma named Wreck-Dick Ralph.
I just hope this means that girls in asian pornos can start fucking each other with REAL cocks rather than that fake skin colored strap on crap.
Just because it is censored doesn’t mean we can’t tell the difference, Japan.
Hell with that. NO dude’s mouth going near a penis is good, especially while it’s bleeding. Human mouths are fuckin’ filthy, and bizarro-world catholic priests are still bad.