UPDATE: First Successful Penis Transplant Results in Pregnancy!

“If the function (both urinary and sexual) and appearance aren’t just right, the recipient has to deal with the implications of having a troublesome foreign object where his penis should be.”

“If you don’t have a penis you are essentially dead…”

Was the doner of a different skin color?

I had to stop reading at “1cm” for a moment

sometimes you gotta break a few slabs of marble, before you carve a masterpiece statue (like mine).

uncut losers go home with your filthy turtlenecks

You do know that foreskin has nerve endings that can make sex more pleasurable right?

So when his friends talk about girls, and somebody goes “ugh she’s a blubbery landwhale, I wouldn’t even fuck her with somebody else’s dick!” he makes a weird nervous smile and changes the subject.

If you masturbate with your new transplanted dick does that make you gay?

This question right here is the most important one that needs to be answered.

Excerpt from his posting in the M4M section of Craigslist?

My question is, if the donated penis is uncircumcised does this guy have to go through his rite of passage again?

My question is, who the hell donated their penis? I’ve heard of orangutan heart transplants successful in people, and doctors are optimistic about pig hearts. I wonder if the guy got to choose what animal he wanted. I would have chosen a horse cock.

And if that is the case, would it be zoophilia?

How the fuck do you circumcise someone and cut the whole damn thing clean off?!? I mean, really, wtf?? I realize Africa is all kinds of backwards, but damn, man. Get a DOCTOR to circumcise you, not a damn sangoma named Wreck-Dick Ralph.

I just hope this means that girls in asian pornos can start fucking each other with REAL cocks rather than that fake skin colored strap on crap.
Just because it is censored doesn’t mean we can’t tell the difference, Japan.

Surely Japan is putting this technology on the back-burner until after they perfect grafting viable octopus tentacles down there.

oh hell yes I’ve been waiting for this

time to turn my average white dick into a ginormous black one

Am I the ONLY one that thinks this is kind of gay?

actually what would be best is a rabbi.
doctors are no good for circumcisions.
not that I approve of said barbaric body mutilations. I don’t.

He wanted a circumcision not herpes yo.

Hell with that. NO dude’s mouth going near a penis is good, especially while it’s bleeding. Human mouths are fuckin’ filthy, and bizarro-world catholic priests are still bad.