ODE TO JOY CRESCENDOS
Why should that have an effect on us straight circumcised? Like really? Oh my penis ejaculates just fine. The only way you would know is if you blew a mushroom head and an anteater nose. Then noticed that anteater was more reactive while giving head.
Otherwise none of that sensation stuff matters.
Man whores were getting wiped out during the 22nd century’s Reign of Terror, but now, WE HAVE BEGUN TO FIGHT BACK!
We should teach this bitch a lesson and start a charity to get this guy a new Johnson: I Love You Long Time: Woman Cuts Off Husband's Penis TWICE :(
So if he had a GF and they have sex. Would she be cheating on him? Or would it be a threesome?
China fucking up…
Imagine getting intimate with a chick and your piece decides fuck it, falls off and hits her in the face or some shit? Thats how relationships end. Damn chinese.
imagine the guy is like 4’8" white, and they give him a foot long black dick
no seriously, imagine it
So the expression “I wouldn’t even bang her with your dick” could potentially happen to someone.
Yeah, we’ll get a kickstarter for him. A…DICKstarter, if you will…
I know some people on this forum who could really use a penis transplant
Spoiler
@“po pimpus”
You woulda passed the hell out the moment that thing even got half an erection.
Only if it makes you cum.
But what if the penis he had transplanted was smaller than the one he was born? He’ll never know if he’s Ron Jeremy or Ashton Kutcher.
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got another excuse to use this
[details=Spoiler] And I’ll form, the head!
Fuck that, form Blazing Saber!!
It’s like Matchbox 20 said in “3am” She’s got a little bit of something, God it’s better than nothing."
:adds another place to the “list of countries to never, ever go to”:
Sweet, I’m one step closer to accomplishing my dream of having 2 penises.