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Breath of Fire: Dragon Quarter was not only the best game in the series, but one of the only ones that didnât outright suck. I canât believe how much people complained, and now look! No more BoF games. Dragon Quarter did an amazing job at what it did, especially for a first try, and people are only mad about the game cos they suck at it. (Yes, it is possible to beat the game without ever restarting, and never using Dragon Powers except when necesary - I totally did it the first time I played through it.)
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Hotel Dusk: Room 215 is a lame fucking game. I wrote a blog about it once⌠http://jamieobeso.blogspot.com
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Kingdom Hearts simply has to be the most overrated RPG series ever. STUPID story, no pacing, terrible controls, terrible AI, and whack random difficulty (unless, like 99% of people that play it, you spend tons of time looking for extra stuff, fighting in the colloseum, and leveling up. Letâs see how you do when you reach the end of the game at level 45, as you would if you just went through the game from beginning to end).
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Speaking of âheartsâ. Shadow Hearts: Covenant sucks because it completely ruins the first game by retconning a bunch of stuff, and then giving you a really lame, blueballs ending. Fuck that game.
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Atlus and NIS put out so much CRAP. Iâve never seen a good game from NIS, and you have to sift through so many stupid games to find a good game in Atlusâs library. They remind me of vanity publishers, but for RPGs.
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While weâre talking about NIS, Disgaea is one of the stupidest SRPGs Iâve ever played; itâs a game about spending your whole life doing sidequests. The main game is really dumb, and really easy, requiring virtually no strategy at all. Case in point, I beat almost every fight just using Laharl.
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The only SRPG Iâve ever played that was stupider than Disgaea was La Pucelle. Disgaea with no job classesâŚgreat. There is absolutely, ABSOLUTELY zero strategy to this game.
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Seiken Densetsu (Secret of Mana) series is sooooooooooo bad! All the games try to be all pretentiously epic, and wind up being really stupid, and with clunky gameplay. The only game in the series I liked was Legend of Mana, which was unfortunately the easiest; however, the control you have during battle, and the options you have available to youâŚTHOSE are EXACTLY on point with what I think makes an Action RPG fun.
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Super Mario RPG doesnât hold a candle to Paper Mario. SMRPG, like the Seiken Densetsu games, thinks itâs all fuckinâ epic and shit, but itâs really lame. Paper Mario doesnât have any illusions of grandeur, and is just simply fun. Hell, it even pokes fun at itself. Itâs very hard to not enjoy such a feelgood game, in my opinion.
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Final Fantasy 7 is a really good game. This is so often argued against by people on the internet, that it seems like unpopular gaming opinion to like it these days. I donât care if itâs your favorite RPG or not - itâs not even close to one my favorites; but, I still canât deny that the end product is very, very good.
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Final Fantasy 12 is reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetarded. Gambits really make fighting seem like a necesary evil, and if youâre not constantly questing, you always get pwned going to the next place, and have to spend hours leveling up and getting new equipment. Given the TERRIBLE pacing (takes maybe, seven hours to get to your next destination? Then all you get for it is a new destination, and a bunch of strange names dropped on you that youâve already forgottenâŚor is this the first time youâve heard them? I canât even tell) to go along with it, and you have an agonizingly long, stupid-ass game.
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I loved Working Designs, no matter how many lame fanboys hated their style. It was very easy to empathize with characters in a WD games, and WD still has put out one of the only games that has ever moved me to tears. Anyone who thinks otherwise can fuck off.
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Symphony of the Night was okay. Personally, I think Aria of Sorrow and Dawn of Sorrow takes everything about SotN and does it much, much better.
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Granted, I havenât tried the newest Zelda game yet; but, I really think that Zelda was better in 2D, and the whole series would be much cooler if Link acted how he did in the American cartoon.
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Itâs true - Megaman X8 is the best X game; both in terms of creativity and balance (and trust me, Iâd know a bit about that - Iâve beaten X1-5 with X with no power-ups other than whatâs necesaryâŚoh, and Iâve done that in X8, with everyone, cos itâs the only game where you can do it with everyone).
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RPGâs do NOT need to be long nor epic to be good or have a good story; in fact, a lot of my favorite RPGs are about 20-30 hours long (FF4, SaGa Frontier, Legend of Mana, Okage, BoF Dragon Quarter, Shadow Hearts, Growlanser 2 & 3, etc.)
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Killer7 was not that bad. I donât get why people hate it so much.
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Grandia is a stupid series - they just set up a premise for a story and then jack off to their own battle system for forty hours. Grandia Xtreme was nice because, at the very least, they embraced it and didnât try to pretend like their game was all epic and shit.
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While weâre on the subject of how much I hate Grandia, Grandia 3 might very well be the most dissapointing game Iâve ever played. The first 1/4 of the game was truly AMAZINGâŚbut as soon as Miranda and Alonso left the party, the game turns into a REALLY boring dungeon crawlerâŚ
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Okage: Shadow King. Terrible gameplay. GREAT everything else. One of the best RPGs on PS2, or anywhere.
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Lunar: Dragon Song would have went from âcatastrophically badâ to âdissapointingly mediocreâ if they had just allowed you to select enemy targets in battle.
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I donât get why people think the Metroid series is good. âŚI really donât have much of an argumentâŚI just donât get it.
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Metal Slug is no match for Contra.
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Sports games were much better when they were much less realistic (Baseball Simulator 1000, Tecmo Bowl, NBA Jam, etc.)
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Lufia 2. Itâs okay. Nothing really stands out about it in my opinionâŚexcept for fetch quests, puzzles, and a very abrupt, unrealistic sprouting of romantic feelings between Maxim and Selan.
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Resident Evil 4 was STUPID. It took everything fun about the series and trashed it. Now, all thatâs left is an action game where the only difficulty lies in the fact that you canât control Leon worth shit. How the FUCK did this game get so popular?
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Spawn: In The Demonâs Hand for Sega Dreamcast is hands down the best 4-Player deathmatch game ever made.
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I really think that high level play in fighting games is totally possible on a pad.
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God of War was easy to the point where it was really boring. Easy games? Not bad at all - I play easy games all the time? Boring games? Not forgivable.
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More people need to play the unsung classics of SquareSoftâs PSX days, like Legend of Mana, Brave Fencer Musashi, and Vagrant Story.
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The only thing that sucked about Suikoden 3 (which ultimately made me stop playing it) was that everything was sooooooo slow.
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I liked CFE; the gameâs ultimate downfall is that it was just REALLY BORING to play after like 15 minutes.
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Ico is a step in the right direction for video games as a medium for literature.