Under what conditions would you commit incest?

This thread. :smokin:

This thread better be godlike by next week. The first 4 posts sparked infinite potential.

lol what a stupid way to pose a question

No redneck jokes?

Glad to see SRK still has such high quality discussions.

Are we being serious?
I guess the condition I was in when I first did it.
15 years old was a long time ago though.

yea bro!

Incest is only ok when it involves Cammy.

Soviet tries, yet Missing Person wins with a fabrication, and then Million always wins and it appears he isn’t even trying, he just is.

Wins what…troll of the month?

Well, I almost banged a step cousin back when I was 13. She was 15, she got on top of me and it damn near happened. I told my dad and he was like son, that’s incest and you better not do it. I stay away from her to this day because I think she was gonna rape me but my aunt came upstairs. If it did happen, I don’t think it would have mattered because she’s smokin’ hot. I would do her anywhere and without a condom. Even if I got AIDS from her, I would be on my deathbed and say it was worth it. However, that’s why I’m staying as far away as possible lol. Even when I see her, I don’t say nothing. I put my headphones on, and go on about my business.

WTF…

Edit: What’s even funnier is that it was a step cousin (no blood relation)…your father cock-blocked you with that incest bullshit.

man, i just came home from work I dont need this

Lol, how awkward was that shit

Like how did that conversation go

“Hey Dad, how ya’ doin? By the way I pretty much almost fucked my Cousin.”

Like there’s no clean way to segway into a subject like that. :rofl:

Ha, any “step” related family is fair game to me especially since I dont believe in marriage. They arent blood related, I will fuck the hell out of a hot step sister and ill tell her mom/dad

as far as real incest, put some serious money in front of me and a condom…and ill fuck a cousin

haha fuckin cisco

E-notoriety I guess.
Sure I committed a repugnant, abominable act, but those reps/likes/+s tho.

well well. Is that shit comical.

Well I was like, Hey Pops, is insert girl name here ok to go out with and stuff? She got on top of me upstairs last week and I was seeing if it was ok to… before I could finish he was like NOPE even though she’s married into the fam.

Hold up…

Spoiler

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