UMvC3 Stream & Commentary Thread v3

They really need to stfu with this “OOOH OOOH UHH UHH” nonsense

Christ, porn’s not even that bad with it.

"So we got [point_character]…and he’s looking for the OOH! OOH! ooh!

And that’s a dead character. Now we got [next_character] incoming. [player_a] is looking strong. Things are looking bad for [player_a], but he does still have X-Factor…OOOOH! "

As most commentary goes these days. ._.

What else can you really say about watching a Zero movie or Satan coming back.

DMS playing for once and not acting like a cheerleader? wow

Man Footwork is imitating Yipes HARD lol. Can happen

How they’re doing it, what mistakes the opponent made to put themselves in that position, maybe a joke (“this is a horror movie and Zero is the slasher on the poster” off the top of my head), what this means in the context of the game to help those newbie viewers that stream monsters hate, or even make a joke or tell an off-topic story to keep folks entertained if the well is that dry. Even if it’s a situation we’ve seen a hundred times before, the commentator still has to at least try to make it fresh. Pretending you’re out at the zoo all the time doesn’t do that.

Status on Mechwarrior vs Jrosa?

Just tuned in for a bit between projects and yeah, he’s sounding a bit free to Yipes’ nutsack right now

yeah these marvel matches are pretty bad/boring. Just going to have the stream on mute and check from time to time until I see some good people or teams that seem interesting to watch >.>

Earlier post said Jrosa won in his pool and Remix came out of losers so Mech lost assuming he even made it to Rosa.

This is some sloppy marvel.

Lanhammer has been pretty good

That match gave me testicular cancer again.

If i lost to that I would castrate myself right then and there on stream

That’s not the way I wanted to see Dr.Chaos in Marvel again. Nemesis boppin.

I got knocked out of UCC pretty early because I’ve been playing like shit all weekend and I’m a choke artist. I didn’t expect to do well, so I’m only a little bummed, but now there’s nothing to do. I don’t even wanna wait for Sunday cause its just gonna be ranma vs jan.

Good shit to Negative Zero sticking to his gimmick and making sure to disagree with Jolly. I would have missed that one.

mechwarrior vs rosa was the only thing i was looking forward to.the Dream…is dead

Marlinpie’s Taskmaster is kinda sick. Sure the team is pretty autopilot but his combos were sweet.

That and Chris has the sickest combos.

Spirals Dorm/Jam theory team vs Honzogonzo on IPW right now. Dorm/Jam looks like too much fun. I wish that was the future of the game as a counter to morridoom or stuff like that. instead we’re gonna have x/Doom/Vergil mirrors.

Just realized how bad commentary is.

Jesus Christ it’s like everyone wants a part of Yipe’s vocal testicals.

OMG SATAIN SATAN SATAN SAY TONNNNN
"OOH OOH OHO OHOHOHO OOH OOH"

stfu and be yourselves.