Oh yeah the WWE13 stream. Heard it when everyone was getting there ass handed to them, courtesy of The Dark Lord.
[media=youtube]gmL3xSeAmsw[/media] I can’t hear this song and not laugh anymore. All I can think of is that pendejo smile on the picture momo posted from the last time he won.
Glad to see ya back, s’been awhile. And uh, thanks for the kind words.
Are catgirls for sophisticated tastes? Time to shop Felicia with a top hat and monocle.
I own more Vita games than anyone I know. Here’s what my library looks like:
UMvC3
SFxT
BlazBlue
ModNation Racers
Touch My Katamari
Rayman Origins
Ragnarok Odyssey
Persona 4 Golden
Gravity Rush
I only just got P4G and Gravity Rush so I can’t really vouch for them, but they seem to get near universal acclaim so I doubt they were bad purchases. All the rest of the games I’m pretty sure you’ll enjoy if you give them a shot. My top three would probably be SFxT, Ragnarok Odyssey and ModNation.
My main problems with the Vita are:
A) The new Vita home screen/bubble OS is soooo much worse than PSP’s XMB. I really wish they had the option to bring XMB back.
B) Whenever you install a game to the system (i.e. Every time you put a new game in) it takes up a spot in your Bubble OS even when it isn’t in the card slot. I don’t understand this, it just gets things really fucking cluttered. I wish they just had a ‘card slot’ bubble that loads whatever card is in there, instead of having 9 bubbles with one only of them doing anything at any given time.
C) No way to turn off the left analog. I play the fighters with the dpad, and the dpad and analog are very close. Often times when I hit down+right, my thumb will nudge the analog stick and make me hit up+left from the analog stick. Random jumps are not a good thing.
D) Memory cards cost out the ass.
Aside from that, though, I love the system. Screen is pretty, PSP games look great on it, battery life is longer than I expected and other forms of praise. Not a bad system.
i loved DFO and all but i dont wanna play it on my family computer
if only i had a PC
Lol where’s this from? Seems like it’ll be fun to read.
I hate when I find a good player and they switch to a derp team like Wesker/Wolverine/Vergil. Dude it was tied at 3-3, why you gotta be like that?
Paper Mario till I knock out I guess
Wesker does no damage >.>
The hammering of my vintage golf bag was so vigorous, he soon found his clock weights joining his disco stick deep in my old dirt road. The slamming makes me ejects my pussy batter all over his devil’s bagpipe. Inserting my fist into my furry cup got me spritzing beige slime faster than a greased weasel shit. The unrelenting orgasms from his slut slayer pounding my quim made me come so hard, I began sweating like a gypsy near an unlocked shipping container. After having my one slice toaster hammered, he then proceeded to plow my oxo orifice.
I’m definitely stealing one slice toaster.
The plowing of my oxo orifice was so vigorous, he soon found his kids on a swing joining his balony pony deep in my mud flap. After having my cod canyon hammered, he then proceeded to fuck my balloon knot. The feeling of his creamy load slobbering down my throat got my pussy batter flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. He munched on my clap flaps, even though I’d been up on bricks for the best part of a week. Hours of plowing like this would leave any girl’s piss flaps looking like Brian May’s plughole, and I was no different
women like momo like this shit???
damn, my first loss on SFxT. To the damn Shoto brothers. SRK combos into SRK, apparently.
Just got my second loss right after that. SRK. SRK. SRK.
I am fucking free to reversal SRK. Utterly free to it. Been so long since I’ve played a game like this.
Neither does Dante, you see how he be struggling with magic pixel?
Within no time, I could feel the shitty magician’s wax foaming from my puckered brown eye and all over my flappy meal. My cake hole was so full of sperminator and cock custard, the cock snot was frothing down my chin and onto my sweater puppies. Now, I’ve seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his Vince cable made my fallopian fish stock drip like a broken fridge freezer. With his blind butler pounding deep into my cod crater, the sensation of his devil’s bagpipe smashing my cervix made me quiver like jelly. The mixture of butt nugget and love mayonnaise in my poop chute created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of.
What in the hell…
“The hammering of my fart valve was so vigorous, he soon found his sperm factories joining his skin flute deep in my shit winker. Inserting a squash into my cod cave got me ejecting minge monsoon faster than a greased weasel shit. My tampon tunnel was trembling like Vanessa Feltz’s diesel-powered vibrator. With his spam dagger hammering deep into my meat purse, the sensation of his cunt stretcher smashing my cervix made me quake like jelly. After having my vaginal bacon buffet thrusted, he then proceeded to thrust my black hole.”
I dub this generator to be one of the best things ever.
Well I found a good way to drown that shit outta my mind.
Avenged Sevenfold is releasing a new album!!! FUCK YEAH!
Down for whatever? Like, you’re down for annnyyyyything?
Dots and hubby gon’ get dirty tonight. Wink.
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This > Fifty Shades of Gray
“I can’t wait to lap the cock snot from his skin flute. The unrelenting orgasms from his balony pony fucking my gaping clam cavern made me come so hard, I began sweating like a white mouse in a tampon factory. By now, my shame portal was slobbering like a George Foreman grill. After having my gaping clam cavern hammered, he then proceeded to hammer my soft tight anus. The slamming makes me spit my flange custard all over his stilton sword.”
Balony Pony… Gaping Clam Cavern… George Foreman grill.
Oh gawd. This is too good
I just spent the last 5min of my life trying to figure out why anyone would buy that, let alone spend 91k on it…I’ve got some theories but still…wtf