When I was younger all I cared about was big tits.
Over time I’ve come to understand the importance of DAT ASS. Feels good, especially with me being black and all.
I also have always found Gianna Michaels to be unattractive. Her tits aren’t even that great. Big yes. But nicely shaped, no. They are also discolored.
The problem is that we’re too damn schizophrenic. Too many girls out there trying to be all that instead of the few that existed in any mainstream fashion previously. Marilyn, for example. She was so stereotypically hot she broke hotness. Everyone afterwards was judged by that. She is the Metallica of women. Now, just about every girl with a cute face is out there trying to shake that thang. Every now and then one comes along like Gianna who happens to have big tits or a gigantic ass or maybe even both and we act like we can’t appreciate beauty in any other form except the extreme.
People like me and Shaft are on that inception tip. We need to go deeper. I’ve already explained how I roll. Clothes on, feet out. That’s all I really need if the feet and overall feel is right. Just a chick sitting around with the most perfect feet in the world won’t get me off just because she’s got the feet going for her. She’s gotta be making some sort of “experience” somehow. That’s what makes a woman hot. Her having what you like and knowing to maximize the use of it to her her advantage. :tup:
Who cares? (not tryna be mean to you) that just means it’ll be all the better when you do. People get to worked up about sexual things they havent done. And the thing is, you’ll probably meet a girl who will love that you’re still a virgin. My ex (dated when we were 17 and was my first kiss) loved the fact that I had never done anything with another girl. Basically bc it meant that I couldnt just fuck with her and run to a previous girl of mine (like most of her exs), she would be my first everything so ofc everything we did was gonna be special to me, etc. I cant remember everything since it was awhile ago but it should be understandable. Basically a girl being your first, makes them feel special which makes them want/love you more MOST of the time. Obviously you wouldnt tell her until you trust her.
Y’all some bustas.
theres a difference between saving yourself and not being able to get any. I should also mention ive never kissed a girl either. The best form of sexual abstinence is being me.
I’m imaging your AV saying that now. 
That would actually make me pop off mid-meal if a chick I liked did that to me on a date. Not even lying.
Im not saying either just that some girls find it attractive if a guy hasnt been with anyone. Basically, some girls are gonna like things about you you never thought they would. Just like guys are gonna like little things about girls that they didnt think they would or even things they actually hate about themselves. Not tryna be a Dr. Phil or anything, but its just something I’ve noticed. Like big guys who think they cant get a girl but I’ve seen women who look like models and are married to fat guys. The world’s a [S]strange[/S] unexpected place.
we’re gettin off topic here. Maybe Ill just make a thread dedicated to my horribleness and fail with the opposite secks.
We need to make a fund and pitch in to get Rindokan a Real Doll.
Actually, this thread makes me wonder. Would any of you date a pornstar? 99% of them look good and have great bodies but 99% of them have had “things” done to them and recorded for the world to see.
There’s a lot of women out there that have had “things” done to them. Not just porn stars. I have a friend who said once that he would never go down on a woman that wasn’t a virgin because she had a dick in her at one time. I really hope he was just joking, but I really think he was serious. Trying to find a perfectly pure woman is like trying to find a perfectly clean spot on a movie theater floor.
That isn’t the reason I wouldn’t date a pornstar.
No no no no, Im not saying that. Obviously girls (and men) have done things in their past relationships, but the main part of that post is having it recorded. Sure you might meet a girl who has fucked an entire football team (and even tell you about it) but its different when anyone can go on the internet and find that video.
I don’t know, I’d probably not be able to date one that was actively working but I’d like to believe that it wouldn’t bother me if they were retired. Actually if it was a girl that I particularly enjoy like Sasha Grey or Lexi Belle, I can see their various works that have been seared into my brain helping to rev me up.
Maybe I’m a fucking weirdo.
I really wouldn’t care unless it was deliberately hidden from me (LOL like that could even work). The biggest reason I wouldn’t would be the obvious lifestyle differences. If she became “normal” then sure, but I couldn’t just jump head-first into a crazy sex world no matter how awesome it sounds.
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Stuckey is gonna come back just to kick your ass. :tup:
She has a great face. What a wonderful smile.
Haha Alicia Keys. You my good man get a like.
this whole post reeks of deflection. crack jokes all you want. truth is i like things that are natural and real, and you don’t. the only difference between Bryci and the real doll deadfrog posted is that Bryci is covered in human skin.
you better hope i am The Boss of Jesus. that’s the only way i can stop him from handing out HWs like bread and fish. every single swing is bullseye on your anus no matter how much you squirm. don’t ever question Jesus’s whip accuracy.
swag.
You coudn’t be more wrong. I love the female form over everything else. I just don’t foolishly dock points because a woman doesn’t like how her tits/ass/chin looks and decides to change it.
What if a woman is fat and she loses weight and looks damn good after it happens? Would you give a shit if it was naturally or under a knife?
Negative. The difference is Bryci gets 99% of the heterosexual male populations dick’s hard when they see pictures like these…
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… or when they see her in motion.
But alas… all these pics are wasted on you because you can’t get past a woman’s knee.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
It’s such a front. People who go all “She’s got fake tits? YUCK!!” are just frontin. You’re trying to make your brain tell your dick to not like things. It’s hilarious. Most of the time, you can’t even tell a girl has got fakes unless they’re in your hands.