Well that’s cool. Too bad I don’t have any competition. RDG~!
Hmm, worked for me. Should work now.
ass is overrated. you can quote me on that.
BLASPHEMY!!!
Do you need to see a doctor?
sure thing. Man in denial.
you need everything.
a girl thats capable of deep throating.
a phat ass to ride like a pony, straight into the sunset ala clint eastwood,
and big ol titties to fuck.
btw, greatest titty fuck ever was by vanessa del rio, early 80s porn, on film…sorry don’t know what the title is…at the end of the scene…it says in newsprint headline “vanessa del rio superstar!”
one thing thats true and needs to be fixed is that THERE IS NOT ENOUGH PORN DEVOTED TO BIG ASS!
finding a phat ass porn star is like… impossible.
yeah there are girls like kelly devine and such…but i mean big. real big.
i’m puerto rican.
so i’m jaded when it comes to phat ass.
it doesn’t get any phatter.
Ass is tits.
Tits are ass.
This. this every single fucking day.
Is it weird that I dont care for oral? Well no let me put it differently. Is it weird that I dont care if I receive oral or not? I mean it feels great dont get me wrong but if im fucking a chick as long as I “arrive” and it was a fun night (or morning;)) who cares.
Anytime porn features a girl with a big ass, the focus is always 95% on the ass and 5% on the dude’s junk. It’s idiotic. I’m not saying that they should hide the ass or not focus on it… just remember that there’s more to her than that.
Like boobs.
I get that. Different strokes for different folks (there’s a pun in there somewhere, but I’m not going to look for it).
watch tit-fuck videos then. They ONLY focus on the tits. and even in big ass pron reverse cowgirl with the camera in front focuses on the tittes.
What if she doesn’t have any boobs…
its not weird that you don’t care if you get head or not.
don’t stress it.
it just means you need a new girlfriend, thats all.
one thats a hellavalot better at sucking your …
give your girlfriend homework.
homework bj 101
ashley blue, sasha grey, summer daze, annette schwartz, and julie night
better yet, skip all that and get a asian girlfriend.
asian girls give the best head
not rascist or stereotypical, its just a scientific fact
its cultural
It’s all dat ramen they be eating.
That’s just the problem though: the disproportionate focus on one thing, at the expense of the whole package.
Except for the guy, in which case, it’s best to focus as little as possible on the package.
Small boobs are still boobs. Let’s not be prejudiced here.
Poll:
WHAT WOULD YOU PREFER?
a)girl with lovely nips, but tiny boobs?
or
b)girl with massive boobs, but with disturbingly large areolas?
a)girl with a tiny ass, but perfectly shaped and toned?
or
b)girl with huge, massively sized ass, but covered in dimples and cellulite?
a)girl with big DS lips, but can’t deep throat for shit?
or
b)girl with thin, almost non-existent lips, but can deep throat like a pro?
a)girl with the prettiest pussy you’ve ever seen, but dry as a desert?
or
b)girl with a horrid vagina, but so wet she can commit spouting female ejaculations on command?
a)girl thats beautiful, but with minor birth defect like a third nipple or a 6th toe?
or
b)girl thats ugly, but normal physically?
a)girl thats stunningly beautiful, but insane and mean-spirited, damn near evil?
or
b)girl thats ugly as hell, but good-natured, level-headed and nice?
a)girl thats breathtakingly beautiful, but trailer park poor, and feed off your finances like a bloodsucking parasite till she’s fleeced you completely into serious debt?
or
b)girl that butterface x10, but is uber rich, and wants to buy you anything you ask for, no matter how much it costs, as long as you’re together?
a)girl thats the sexiest girl you’ve ever seen, but totally prudish in bed?
or
b)girl that beastly ugly, but a wildcat in bed?
may the bickering & infighting commence.
eh Im just not that kind of guy. Im one of the few (only?) guys who focus more on making the girl get hers before I get mine. Of course thats only when having sex but then again Im not the type of guy who does one night stands (although that is how I lost my virginity). Im a mess:(
i ve never even touched a breast and im 21. IM A MESS.