Ugly girls with large breasts, cute girls with no ass

It’s really only when it gets out of control that fake boobs and makeup become a bad thing. Then bitches start looking like that one ho from The Hills (can’t remember her name). Or they put so much makeup on but it STILL doesn’t hide their hideousness.

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There are cases where I’d take adorable over sex appeal. I’d take a Kari Sweets over a Samantha Saint.

no, i’m saying this site is 90 percent African American Pussy Beggars (minus the married dudes), and a girl that looks like Gianna Michaels is what they go for because the type of white chick that dates black dudes in public looks like her. pay attention.

also i like how i’m on your side and you are dissing me.

there’s a reason for that.

it’s creepy.

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hey, look. i wish i could be 2000 and late like all of the dudes in this thread minus kaz and TPB, but i can’t. TIS, you have to realize something. you are older than most of us. back in your day Hefner made the switch from “sexy girl next door” aesthetic to “ugly blonde with fake as fuck tits” it’s not your fault you like ugly women, it’s Playboy’s.

Big tits are nice to play with every once and a while but a nice ass is much more interesting in bed. Makes it easier to attack at different angles when you have something nice to hang on to.

I’d still take cute and thin over fat and busty though.

In a similar sense, I’ve always wondered if some of those dildos bitches have actuallly shoot out cum or something similar.

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You would think bitches would love the exclamation point to an imaginary fuck.

what you said sounding like you werent on my side by saying i shouldnt use the opinion defense, which is exactly what this thread is based on. Opinions. then you attack my taste by saying the girl i think is attractive is wack.and no ive never seen that scenario you talked about, i dont hang out in malls, or even go to them when i can avoid it. its pretty hard to get a firm grasp on what people say sometimes from type.

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You clown. My taste is too varied to be tied down to a single type. You don’t even have a “taste”. You look at a fucking calf. A calf dude. :lol: Do you realize how ridiculous that is? It’s not even a thigh. It’s not even connnected to the ass.

What happens if a chic is wearing jeans? Or panty hose? Would that be like a push-up bra for her legs? Or would that be lingerie for the calf? You can’t even sneak a peek at it for about 95% of the women in the world like you could breasts or ass or a pretty face.

It a calf! :lol:

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It’s like being turned on by a bicep or a knuckle…

Why don’t we stop slobbering over the women in this thread and start slobbering over the women in MvC3 like REAL men.

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I miss Psylocke.

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And Rogue. Miss her too.

Dear Jesus,

it has been over 2000 years since you walked the earth and almost 12 years since everybody beyond a select few have been late. i only ask that when TIS dies- most likely from a horsewhipping- that you do not also horsewhip him too hard in Heaven. however, if you do decide to give him the punishment he completely deserves for saying women that cram deadly foreign objects into their bodies look better than women who do not, i will allow you to do so.

Sincerely,

The Boss of You

exactly, don’t hide behind “these are my opinions.” own it. tell them they are wrong. they are.

dude, this is a girl discussion thread. it’s war. don’t get near the Berserker if he’s on your team unless you wanna die. i’m consistently the villain of these threads. why? because deep down everybody knows i’m right.

i’m so right.

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I LOVE… mashed potatos…

But you don’t talk about girls. You’re attracted not to them either. You’re attracted to calves. Does it give you a boner when you see a bicep? What about the radial side of the arm? Or the ulna side? How exactly does your heirarchy of attractiveness work?

Shaft Agent’s Ratings On Level Of Importance

#6 Knuckles (hands or feet)
#5 Size of the woman’s molars
#4 Amount of Belly Button Lint
#3 Collarbones
#2 Bicep size
#1 (with a bullett) The almighty calf

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I’m pretty sure you can’t claim to be the “Boss of Jesus”, btw.

i love collarbones too. i don’t like them to defined but just right. so sexy.

At the same time girls will probally say

Why is it all the cute guys are immature, strange, don’t understand women, can’t sweep me off my feet, don’t want to have kids, lazy, are bad with kids, just want sex, won’t commit, (insert random complaint here)…

…I just realized how unrealistic women are. Now I know why dolls are so popular. It is freaking hard to get a girl interested in anything because they expect you to be a Disney Prince.

On a side note I think huge tits are overrated. Give me breast I can get my hand around and I will be happy.

I wonder if you can buy Real Doll parents. That way, you could tie them up and taunt them as you wreck their daughter.

That should Shaft Agents Ratings shouldn’t it TIS?

Cute definitely has a lasting appeal for me as well. Waking to a beaming face of cuteness everyday would be very nice, on the other hand, I can get used to sexy/hot women quite easily once the mystique of their allure wears off.

Oh and yeah, can never give a girl a 9 if she possesses any sort of fakery in or on her body. It’s like giving Marion Jones a gold medal because she’s the best at doping instead of training.

Merlene Ottey FTMFW!!!:rock:

I miss my MVC2 main, I’m sure VDO misses her too. :sad:

My thing is, breasts are nice but if Im fucking or even just having sex, its the ass that Im grabbing. And if were doing it doggy style, I wanna have a nice ass to look at. But by a nice ass, I just mean it has to have a nice shape unlike huge asses that look horrific. Same thing with breasts except big saggy breasts still look good.

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He doesnt miss her. He still plays MvC2 and doesnt play mvc3 :stuck_out_tongue: