- decent face, if a girl has a decent face I’m all ready in
- If they have no titties i can care less
- Now for the ass, it depends on how it looks in jeans. if it’s flat and have no curvyness to it…I’ll pass…Unless thier face looks like the following.
Halle Barry, Jessica Alba, Jessica Beil etc yall know where I’m coming from. Now i wouldn’t care if they have no ass & no tits. That will come in due time
#3. B
Everything else: A
ok brother. i dunno if you are serious or not…i can only hope for your sake you are not…but if you are telling us the truth…
one word solution to your problem-
escort
you’re 21…u should be able to afford 200-300/hour…if not, start saving pennies.
1)lurk the escort guides till u find who u like.
keep in mind there are tons of trannies, post and pre op trannies whoring themselves to pay for their operation…be extremely wary! make 100% sure she’s a she and not a he.
2)drink liquor. both when u call and when u see her, but don’t get drunk…just get mellow and relaxed…or you’ll never work up the courage to go through with it.
3)watch lotz of cary grant, sean connery, paul newman, charles boyer movies. you’ll never be them, but it’ll help in reminding u that girls don’t care what guys look like as much as what they sound like. start working on your social skills. start learning how to be witty, charming, charismatic, and funny. girls care more about what goes into their ears than into their eyes…unlike us who don’t give a damn what they say, just how they look like. girls are blind, but they hear, guys are deaf, but they see. keep that in mind, always.
4)if you are monsterously ugly…doesn’t matter. you are a man. you don’t have to be good looking…but you do need game.
you gotta start trying to be rich, a socialite, and do something in your spare time that impresses chicks. like paint, sculpt, compose music, play instruments, write poetry, etc…and even if you have no talent…act like you do. carry yourself with arrogance, like as if u were the next beethoven.
lastly, get lots of coke.
lots of coke.
women luv coke.
if coke doesn’t get panties droppin, nothin will.
and if u really are a virgin…u can’t use a condom. even if sleeping with an escort is std risky…take the risk cuz the tip of your dick absolutely needs to experience the sensation of vagina…sleeping with an escort won’t resolve anything if you don’t feel/experience the glory that is 100% vagina.
you’ll notice a difference in yourself on the inside after you get laid. men need vagina. women don’t need penis, but make no mistake we need vagina. its impossible to function well without it.
vagina will make you strong!!! it will empower you like spinach!!!
just don’t ever make the mistake of marrying it!
then it will make you weak!
when micheal jordan got married, he stopped jumping from the foul line when he wanted to dunk. lay ups and fadeaways since marriage.
andre agassi and pete sampras were winning grand slams…till they got married.
i would take an average chick ( on a scale from 1 to 10, i’m talking a 7 to 7.5 ) with body than a cute chick with no assets at all. this is the primary reason that i cannot fuck with asian females. cute face but aside from that, it’s a struggle for me to get a erection.
Dammit men more pics!
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6ew2g6VBX1qaooc8o1_500.jpg
@D_Dollar: girl in the above pic is Asian…atleast in part 
craiglist is your friend.
Didn’t some people just get murdered through Craigslist?
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Doesn’t matter, had sex?
wtf? really? damn, niggas can’t even buy pussy in peace anymore.
Liked solely because of your avatar, source please
Princess Gwynevere from Dark Souls.
yeah but the Craiglist murders were for people going to some mystery farm for a mystery job. You’ll soon see it in video format when they make Texas Chainsaw Massacre : The Craiglist edition
^This guy.
I like the redheads too. If you want a hottie who doesn’t have a truckload of curves, google Justine Joli. (Warning: She be nekkid folks.) Oh yes. She…Would get it. ALL OVER HER BODY. Face-wise, I’m sure a lot of people would say “meh” but I think she’s about a level above cute. Not sure how to describe it any better. There was another redhead with a TON of tits, nice little ass, and a face that says pretty and naughty all at the same time.
OMG @ “big bitch with no titties”. Yeah, God HATES you girl!!! He cursed yo’ cleavage!
-Starhammer-
damnnnnnnnnnnn!!! who the fuck is that? her legs are nice. i NEVER EVER see asian chicks like her in nyc.
^Natalia Inoue, otherwise known as “The RL Chun-Li”
http://j.imagehost.org/0209/Natalia-Inoue-30.png
You’re welcome
But if people trying to get legitimate work are getting murdered on Craigslist would one really want to use it for illicit endeavours.
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Mmmmmhmmm. Anytime, any day of the week.
(HEAD SNEAKS OUT OF COUCH) GIGGITY GIGGITY OOOHHHH RIGHT!!!
that chick isn’ ugly… lmao… TITLES SAYS UGLY CHICKS not AVERAGE or ABOVE
that white chick with the huge legs is above average (face) body is hawt as fuck but I bet if she puts make up on she looks like an 8 or9