UCI Zot Zone/OC Thread part 2

Then you missed all of us, show up earlier next time.

A (gay) day in the life of ME.

So eliot finally replaces “H”. ALL was well, until…“H” returns!!

my other roommate, uland asked “H” to come back because he “accidentally” took one of uland’s pots. so “H” returned tonight to give back the pot. here’s how it went…

H:comes in my room while me and eliot are playing dota “hey allen, uland told me to ask you to come out to figure out which pots and pan are yours”

me: i walk out there

H: looks through the cabinets “is this one yours?”

me:“no, it might be eliot’s or uland’s though”

H: holding the pot “uland is this yours”

U: “that’s the pot you just returned, if you take it again i’ll fucking kill you”

H:unaffected by the harsh words continue look through the cabinet “is this one yours allen?”

me: “no, but it might be eliot’s”

H:" well it might be mine, so i’ll take it…"

Eliot: he walks out to the kitchen to see what’s taking me so long

H: holding the pot that he already said he might take “is this pot yours eliot?”

eliot: “yes it is.”

H: " oh okay…i almost took it" he finds a pan “is this one anybody’s?”

U: “dude, just stop with the theft already.”

H: acts like he doesn’t hear it “well this garbage cans are mine, but i’ll think i’ll leave it here”

U: screams out loud “god there’s too much cock in this room”

H: " so i’m gonna leave the mattress here for a bit before i come back and pick it up, or do you guys want to buy it off me"

U: “i’m sure no one wants to use it.”

H: “what’s that suppose to mean?”

U: “nothing i’m just sure no one here needs it…”

H: “oh okay” (editor’s note: i think he’s a retard)

well, the highlight of tonight was…
1-“H” comes back to give uland’s pot back, but ALMOST takes it again

2-“H” almost takes eliot’s pot cuz it wasn’t mine or uland’s.

3-“H” doesn’t take any hints that he really needs to stop looking for extra stuff to take just cuz he wants to take eric’s stuff. apparently he doesn’t understand that we know about how he’s trying to take anything that might belong to eric by saying it’s his. but when he does this he “accidentally” takes someone’s else’s stuff as well.

4-i fucking forgot about my DOTA game and we lose a game we were winning at first until i became AFK.

5-“H” still smells.

TO BE CONTiNueD…

EDIT:

so i walk outside to reminisce tonight’s event with anusinvasion13.

Me: "did you say something to “H” when he was over?"
A: “no, i was talkin to uland. i don’t kno what the fuck is wrong with ‘H’ " looks for something " do you kno who the knife belongs to?”

eliot: walks out

me: “the knife might be alex’s, i dunno”

eliot: opens up the drawer where the knife was

A: picks up the knife and walks over some of “H”'s furnitures and starts stabbing at it and cutting up pieces of it, then walks away “i didn’t do it…btw i’ll wash the knife later…”

Dude, Uland is thug. When I came over yesterday I saw some guy sitting on the stairway as I go up and he’s like ‘yo wassup’ and I’m like ‘how U doin.’ And later Uland comes up while we’re playin holdem and is like ‘woah that was YOU down there?? hahah’

Thank you for the words kind sir. So i take it there isn’t gonna be a tourny since no one said anythin else about it? :wonder:

prolly not, zz tourneys are pretty rare.

omg please run a tourney.

i will bless all with my presence. i want ironfist first round.

:tup: feel free to drop in anytime yi.

hey guys, i’m at livin at AV now, and i can’t use any dl programs or bit torrent. the t3 is great, but i can’t do much with it. does anyone know how to configure the settings so i can use dl programs, like emule? i’m running windows xp. are there any other dl programs that will work?

I live in VDC and im not sure if our networks are the same but Direct Connect works here for me as well as connecting to individual FTPs.

how do you exactly use DC? is it complicated?

AV and CV are on the UCI network, so BitTorrent and everything else gets shut down by ResNet

VDC everything works

AW FUDGE, are you serious? so Direct Connect doesn’t work either?

Yeah you probably can’t connect to DC Hubs…when I was in the dorms last year someone in Middle Earth set up their own hub inside the UCI network which worked for a while but they found out about it and shut it down

so basically i can’t use shit here??? how IRONIC is that shit…

lol, looks like they’re gonna have to modify the “unofficial” maps again. I found teh glitchx0rz against troll raider with, guess who, mon? RHASTA :smiley: let’s just say people REALLY need to relearn how to use old and tier 1 items.

what happened to uci techguy putting in new cvs2 sticks? I think i’m gonna go play a few “I’m a scrub who spazzes out on the sticks” games to expedite the process. peace out :smiley:

Fucking dota, we should play some money matches with outsiders…

I guess my new apartment will be available for gaming starting next week. :woot:

Your panda, clarissa’s sniper, my rhasta, allen’s chen (omg druids are beasting), and eliot’s lina (now w/ 30% more gh3y) = too cheap for b.net

syllable IS hella good, btw :frowning: no wonder he gets talked about a lot. that guy owned my rhasta a long time ago with rylai :frowning:

syllable…who is that?

edit: We should rushdown Ians house when its ready.

syllable’s a guy that plays on lordaeron, and, if you read through some of the strategy threads on rtsgames (if it ever goes back up), he’s mentioned as being insane with a lot of the heroes. On one of the maps, i think it was 5.62, syllable’s even mentioned by guinsoo right on the map load screen, saying “OMG syl-la-ble is fucking insane”. I managed to play a private game a while back, before they adopted the “record anti-ban list,” and got picked on by him by the time i reached level 6. :\ He was 25 before any of us were, and was killing us with some pretty odd strategies.

Ian: maybe we should have a potluck at your place, to inaugurate it as the new hotspot :smiley: