TrueBlood

:rofl: His shit got scrambled. :rofl:

:blush:

I was expecting more… They build up that Maryann shit for so long.

Yeah, I thought it was a pretty dull season ender. Should have ended with godric vs. maryann and the 2 redhead vamps making out in the background during the battle.

It was definitely a lackluster finale. Overall this season was decent, I enjoyed it more than the first. Looking forward to more Queen and no Maryanne.

God, I hate Sookie.

Didn’t care for the season. Godric was more interesting than Maryanne, and her shit went on too long.

Sam is still interesting, where they’ll go with Tara from now on will be interesting, and the only good drama on the show is Hoyt.

Sookie is a whomping moron, yes.

Godric would have handled that shit three episodes ago.

White bull god horn uppercut Fatality FTW! :rofl:

Why do I get the feeling Maryanne is going to be reborn? :lol: And I’m calling it right now…Bill got kidnapped by ninjas. :nunchuck:

YES!!!:looney:
So glad Sam stepped up w/vampire Bill assist.
Season ender did feel kinda lackluster, it had its moments though. Poor Eggs.:sad:

And of course, Sookie had to get all emo and delay her answer to Bill JUST so he can get kidnapped by agents of Eric. God she makes me so fucking sick.:rolleyes:

Actually…

book stuff

Spoiler

It’s possible that it’s Lorena who had Bill grabbed, not Eric.

With all the nerd video game analogies aside, that season finale sucked. It wasn’t as tense as last season at all. Who gives a shit if Bill got choked out by either Eric or Lorena? Nobody…well at least not me. This Bill shit is creeping into Twilight and Vampire Diaries territory and I don’t like it one bit. Bill should’ve died at the end of season one when he was tryng to save Sookie in he sunlight. I hate that nigga even more now. Eggs is a dumb nigga just needing to know shit so he could get his wig split. Sookie fucked him over just like when she tried to “help” Jessica and her family earlier in the season. That bellhop dude who has telepathy like her got ganked too monkying around w/her ass. Sookie seriously does not know how to use her powers to help people. Bill and Sookie just talk shit and are the weakest characters on the entire show.

Real motherfuckin’ talk.

I like Bill when he’s not thinking about Sookie.

How well does this show follow the books?

I was expecting
…

Spoiler

werewolves.

I agree that it felt pretty weak and the set ups felt so random and rushed.
Jason making scrambled eggs was so out of left field.

I really liked this season until Mary Ann took center stage.

That’s probably the funniest series synopsis I’ve read and I happen to agree with most of it. :rofl:

Bill and Sookie are the least interesting characters on the show. I physically become uncomfortable whenever they’re on screen together.

This was also the most hum drum finale I’ve seen as well. Maryanne got peaced out early and the rest of it was just soap opera crap that should have been addressed early on in the season, but noooo, the Maryanne orgy arc kept dragging on and on.

Wow… I had no idea vampire blood can heal a severed HEART. So I guess with the amount of blood Sam had to have ingested, he and bill become bonded now? That should be interesting.
Once again, Sam needs to become a polar bear and start animaliting some fools.

LOL @ Jessica becoming a lot lizard.

I’m glad my boy Lafayette survived, but it was obvious that Eggs was gonna get poached. Two black men on “non-black” show? Yeah, that ain’t gonna happen.

They better step it up next season.

SO HAPPY Maryann died…all that build-up for NOTHING! Fuck why did Godric have to die…

they build up the WHOLE season for a bitch like maryanne to die in like the first 20 mins yet they built up Godric to die in only like 3 episodes??? its sum bullshit

Godric shouldve man handled that bitch or somethin himself…couldve worked too since he was fired from being a sheriff

but eh season ender was ok…i definitely expected that Super Sam Bull combo to come out once i saw the knife in the preview

its soo dumb though now we got to wait soooo long just for another season thatll most likely be better than this one

Well shit, Andy. I just killed the only other black guy on the show. Now it’ll look like a hate crime!