TOTAL BARNAGE! Official Results

HEY, ARE YOU GOING TO ECC???

yes, yes i am.

Represent that shit, Nestor. For the dead deer in all of us.

I have to get my last parting shot in before I stop. Phil, you can’t count being born as being inside a vagina. And, here’s a little formula I think is fairly accurate in the gaming world.

Skill in games (a) is inversely proportional to physical strength (b) and general amount of gotten pussy §. So, the better you are at games, the weaker you are, and the less action you are going to see. And phil, if you are as good as you say you are, you must be one weak, pathetic, chafe-dicked motherfucker. Now, my dear friend, go watch some Cowboy Bebop and come up to me with an attitude on June 28th. It’s very easy not to be scared when you’re a keyboard gangster, but are you man enough to look me in the eye and fight me? I must say I doubt it, but I hope I get the great pleasure of finding out.

see this is one my friends who i was talking who like me DOES NOT TAKE SHIT.

he’s a big boy and you do NOT want to piss either of us off.

stu…you and me…WOW…i pity the fool…

ARE YOU PLAYING X AND SHAWN FOR $$$$$??? :lol:

Actually, at this point, it’d be Stu, Jay, and ME. Fuck this idiot.

He claims it's a waste of time to come to Barnage and whatnot, but it's not a waste of time to troll the boards for it.

As far as i know, Barnage is merely a local tourney made for people to just chill and have a good time. Nobody ever said they're making the nationals because they beat someone at Barnage.

Now, I’m not about beating someone silly cuz they talk about a game. However, I do feel the need to step up when someone talks shit about my worth as a person. Yes, I’m a scrub. Never said i wasn’t. But when you try to act superior to me because of it, then you need to get knocked down a peg.

Funny how a guy whose own friends talk about walking into his house to find him jerking off in front of his computer feels the need to rag on us, that only play games to have a good time with friends, not to feel superior to anyone else.

But if we’re talking about games and skill, how come ShadyK had to punk this dude’s ass out for $10 when he tried walking out of a bet he lost over MvC2? Hmm…

Oh yeah Phil, I saw one of your matches from the CT CvS2 finals, and believe me, Barnage has nothing to compare to THAT scrub style.

So, next time you wanna talk some shit, at least have even the slightest intention of showing to the tourney to put your money where your mouth is. The whole point of this was to talk shit to get threatened, so u can use the whole “I can’t go cuz they’ll kick my ass” excuse to get out of actually showing up to try your skills.

BITCH

Dave with the nasty assist. That shit was like PROTON CANNON! Me and Jay is a nasty combo, but adding in a dude like Dave is a fucking triple threat.

Eat my fuck, bitch.

-rich.

damn u guys are already going at it

wow, all this hate in this thread. i heard all u guys suck from a certain person but i wont give any names. but i cant say you all suck cuz i havent played any of you so.

Nestor: you better be practicing bro, X and sean might wanna play you for $$$.

Hero: wattup dawg, long time no see, by the way, thursday nite, scott’s crib, 9pm, i will call and remind you.

Phil: remember when onionkid asked walter if he can be a bastard boricua but he obviously cant cuz hes white. come on man, how can you be a bastard boricua but not be boricua?

lataz
Dru

Well, whoever said I suck is probably right…cuz I do…At least I did on that day.

HAHA, SUP DRU? YO, ARE YOU STILL LEAVING ON SAT. MORNING WITH KEV, PHIL, SPEEDY, AND I THINK KONG???

What a bunch of fucking shittalking pussies. You all talk big behind your computers but you’re not going to do a damn thing in real life, and you fucking know it. I can say whatever the hell I want, it comes with the title KING OF HATE. If you’ve got a problem with it, you can SUCK IT. I don’t give a shit what you think. If you don’t want criticism, don’t come on SRK and post. It’s that simple. I’m sorry that you’re all crying like babies because you don’t like what I said, but too bad. If you all just think I’m some scrub who gets punked by Shady K (lol of course you mean Jaha the marine + 3 people who had his back) then why do you care what I say? I know why! Because what I say is THE TRUTH, and it hurts. Get over it, babies. Or continue whining, I don’t care. I stopped caring long ago but I find it amusing that you idiots are still posting and threatening me like you know anything about me. But none of you are ever going to bring it, so why bother with your “net toughness” at all; just admit you’re a bunch of geeks and you’re pissed off that I dissed you. And then we’ll leave it at that.

…by the way, I never said I was good at SF. The only game I’m really good at is ST, and I have no clue why, since I didn’t start playing it until probably a year and a half ago, and even then only in major tournaments. The fact that I SUCK IN ALMOST EVERY SF GAME but I STILL WOULD HAVE WON YOUR FUCKING TOURNIES tells you something, doesn’t it! This is the point I was trying to make, fucktards. But I guess you can’t understand that since your brains are so LARGE!

someone needs a hug

Well, if someone is too scared of losing at a video game down here, then feel free to let us know when the next CT tourney is gonna be. We won’t kick your ass, don’t worry. It’ll be way more satisfying for us all to come down there and own up one of your tourneys. So come on, you up to the gaming challenge? It doesn’t even involve you having to travel down here. I’m throwing the challenge now, dude. We got at least one person here that can take each game you’d have: CvS2, any KoF, 3S, Tekken, TMNT, you name it. So put your money where your mouth is and step up, brother. Let’s see how far our “scrub style” can really go.

really? how come didnt mention mvc2? how do you know that were dont play 3s or tekken? who the fuck plays TMNT anyways, that game is like 54093573948573 years old. gimme a date and time, we will see what we can do.

lataz
Dru

I only listed the first few games off the top of my head, we’ll take all comers at ANY game. And Phil is gonna have to come up with the time and the place, seeing as he doesn’t have the sack to come to the tourney we’re already gonna have up here.

I don’t have the sack? More like I don’t have the time and money to waste to come kick your asses all over the place, and get nothing out of it. On a good day at my new job, I could make more money than if I won every single tourney at Total Scrubbage.

The only arcade around here that has more than one SF game is What’s Your Game? in Bridgeport. It has 3s and MvC2. MvC2 controls are not the best, but 3s is (usually) fine. The only arcade in CT that has CvS2 is Smiles in Milford, but it’s on a small cab and it usually doesn’t work. A million arcades have Tekken 4 but none of them work. Fact of the matter is that only two arcades in the entire state have working games, and they are MvC2: Jester’s Courtyard in Crystal Mall (Waterford, CT) and FYE in Westfield Shopping Center (Trumbull CT). That’s it. I don’t play on console because I don’t own a DC, and I’m not playing on shitty lent joysticks. Last time I did that, TWO out of the three wouldn’t even do dragon punch motions on a consistent basis. So fuck that weak shit.

internet tough guy?!?!?

fuck you son. my name is jay. i will back up every word i say. i can’t speak for dave, but i know for a fact stu will too. pray you never meet me. now that you have called me a pussy, and accused me of being tough only on-line…you’re a fucking dead man.

ask anyone at barnage if the host really looked like a kid who talks shit and doesn’t back it up. i will hurt you.

if you don’t believe me, please give me a time and a place…

any time…any where…i will go and make you swallow your fucking teeth.

if i don’t back that up, let it be said right here…I WILL NEVER POST ON SRK AGAIN.

i don’t fuck around.