I guess I could do my canonical tier list for Smash 64. I don’t know exactly how the characters rank in gameplay(other than Pikachu > Kirby > Ness > Fox > Captain Falcon), but this is my hypothesis on the tiers if the characters were true to their games.
1. Ness
At the end of Earthbound, Ness is a god. From what I’m told, he can destroy giant death robots with the wave of a hand and take a nuke to the face without flinching. There’s no stopping this kid, on the real.
2. Samus
This is why I’m so pissed off that she’s so shitty in the Smash games. At the peak of her power(i.e. at the end of Super Metroid), Samus is basically able to blow up anything(except Ness, I guess) with the fucking broken-ass weapons that she gets. Couple that with the invincible and painfully slow-moving Screw Attack, and…yeah, Samus is borkd.
3. Mario
Superhuman strength, speed, and agility coupled with pyrokinesis and field experience make Mario a Captain America equivalent in this little soiree. No one has his know-how, and because of this, Mario will probably come more prepared for a fight than anyone.
4. Donkey Kong
The single most physically strong character in the game is also one of the quicker fighters, but DK’s big problem that sets him below Mario is that he can’t close in on anyone who can attack from a great distance. Link’s arrows can be swatted down by giant gorilla hands, but what about Mario’s(and Luigi’s) fireballs, or worse, something on the level of PK Starstorm or the Hyper Beam?
5. Link
The Master Sword takes Link from potential bottom tier status to fifth overall. Other than that, his weapons are unremarkable, and his physical prowess is above average, but nowhere near the level of Mario or Donkey Kong(or Samus for that matter).
6. Fox
Very fast and very agile, Fox is also weak, as his strikes are comparable to love taps by the likes of Donkey Kong. While his weapons are good, they aren’t great, as they suffer from the same problem his physical attacks do. Fox would need to find a way to survive for a long time to win a fight against any of the higher-ups, or else he’d be toast.
7. Captain Falcon
Captain Falcon is a wild card. While he is in peak physical condition, just like Link, he does not have a game-breaking trump card on par with the Master Sword, and as good of a pugilist as he is(according to the anime, or so I’m told), he’d probably cross fists with Mario for a good long while before Mario just said “fuck this” and burnt him to a crisp.
8. Luigi
Mario minus most of Mario’s exceptional traits? Yeah…yeah…okay. Couple this with Luigi’s typically timid and cowardly nature, and you have a guy who’s probably afraid to throw a punch at Pikachu, say nothing of Ness.
9. Kirby
He can copy people’s powers, but other than that, he’s slow, easy to hit, and not very resilient. So yeah, if he could close the gap between him and Samus, he’d have…a Charge Beam. That’d pretty much be it. Then Samus could just Screw Attack him once and there you go, toasted pink marshmallow.
10. Pikachu
Definitely better than Jigglypuff, but other than that, the fact that no one ever uses Pikachu(or even Raichu) in high-level Pokemon should tell you something about it.
11. Jigglypuff
The same holds true for Jigglypuff as Pikachu, but to a much greater extent. While she can sing her opponents to sleep, what then? She could punch Donkey Kong in the chest for hours and while it might soothe him as a massage would, it certainly wouldn’t hurt him. Who could Jigglypuff harm? Pikachu? Maybe.
12. Yoshi
Not much to say about him. He’s cute, but in the grand scheme of things, what can he do? He needs to eat opponents to make eggs, and he needs to make eggs to do a number of his best attacks. Without the ability to move quickly enough to get close to keepaway masters like Samus and Fox, nor the footwork to outquick the likes of Donkey Kong or Mario, there’s really nothing Yoshi could do.