I fun it funny that you bash on him yet making him money by basically advertising is videos
I’d like to see the chat just tell him nothing but wrong information.
Let me get this straight. These two guys, Chris and Teo, created a website for him and essentially gave it to him free of charge. Then they ship him an amazing high quality PC to play games on, complete with several games and useful programs already installed. A problem comes up and he starts complaining about how shitty his FREE COMPUTER was (which it isn’t) and he’s frustrated that Chris can’t immediately fix the problem remotely with minimal help.
Fuck this guy.
From what I could tell, it wasn’t exactly free, DSP did pay them money to do it, but IIRC, the guy who built it DID pay for extra parts and programs and even games, out of his own pocket (spending hundreds if not thousands of his own cash). So yeah, still fuck dsp.
Panda Lee sounds a little like Jane Lane from Daria, only with down syndrome.
With any normal human being I would say that’s unlikely since you could tell just by him reading the specs he didn’t know what they were, but it honestly wouldn’t surprise me if he paid money for that computer without having any idea what it could do, how much it should cost, etc
He started banging her before she was even legal, hence the “big announcement” he made once she was.
DSP’s girlfriend: "Hey Phil remember that time when we had fun with the wiimote a month ago? Sooooo… I’m pregnant…"
DSP: “THIS IS BULLSHIT I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING HAHAHA”
“I pulled out before I came, fucking lag.”
He’s old enough to be her father, and while I guess that’s kind of a turn on for some guys, it strikes me as desperate and creepy in this particular situation. Then again DSP is almost the text book example of a manchild so they probably do have a lot to talk about when they aren’t fucking.
i cant even laugh at these videos. They just make me depressed that I live among such stupid, delusional, narcissistic people.
Tataki: Damnit. I said I was done with this thread, then you made me realize there’s a comedy gold mine right there. “How does dsp handle real-life situations?” The jokes basically write themselves. I’m just glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I read your post, because it’d probably be all over the monitor and keyboard right now!
On a side note, I’m amazed anyone lives with him or spends significant time around him. Think about this for a minute; dsp sends controllers flying all the damn time. It seems like going into his home is basically asking for concussions:
“Clonk OW! phil, that hurt!”
“Well, at least I hit someone despite the terrible controls in this game! Kojima World Order! Obnoxious laugh, then begins humming the NWO theme for the next fifteen minutes”
I was thinking that it would be cool to have an automatic DSP app for android, where you have an array of buttons with a sound clip for every situation. With that, everyone will be able to create a DSP let’s play in the comfort of his home.
“I’m pressing buttons but nothing is happening!”
“This guy isn’t even good, he just abuses the lag. What a scrub HAHAHAHA”
“How did I get hit? This game is bugged!”
Kinda like this:
http://abcarcade.com/arnold-schwarzenegger-soundboard.html
…Yes. Do it! Though, there may be one (perhaps intended) consequence of this: You know how some fighting game streams splice in random sound effects like “That was Easy!” and “Bionic (goat bleating)!”? They might start using dsp-isms in the same way. Just imagine it, someone gets nailed by Haggar’s level 3 grab and you’d hear the voice clip of “I WAS BLOCKING! NOTHING I COULD DO!!!11ONE”.
An “Everybody Hates DSP” sitcom/reality show would be hilarious.
A dsp-themed ‘reality’ show might work. Certainly everyone on it would speak in nothing but censorship bleeps, so you have that half of it covered. However, there is one problem: It doesn’t involve selling random old junk for far more than it’s truly worth.
…Well, no. There was that time he was auctioning arcade sticks. Looks like both halves of a reality show are there after all! Who’s going to call the History Channel to pitch this to them, though? Did you want the honors, RadicalFuzz?
History Channel? This’s going on Comedy Central lol
I… wait. What? …Oh no. No no no no. That’s not a good idea. That’s a dangerous idea. Can you imagine what would happen when they inevitably got him to be the interviewed guest on The Daily Show or The Colbert Report?
It’ll be glorious watching the aftermath on national television