This forum is still ass

Does anyone remember when emblemlord fell in love with a “girl” who turned out to be Amir? I believe he was pretending to be a girl under the name “Mrs. Darkness”.

Then he wrote a f*cking poem, ON SRK, and was blasted for a week straight by Koop and other dudes in the rap thread.

Ol’ keith sweat begging ass nigga

This nigga is blasting this joint, typing on livejournal
pouring his heart out as we speak, tears cascading
like flower petals into his cup noodles.
Yo, I might just go into cardiac arrest from laughter!

Those days are dead son. I mean, we got niggas sending dudes to japan in hopes of getting e-kisses now we got this ol’ dead poet society ass nigga claiming he loves this “broad” named Amir… I mean, fuck.It shouldn’t be this easy. These are the type of niggas who used to get their lunch money taken everyday. Like ill pay you back tomorrow…fuck outta here.

This dude sipped the wheat grass, burned the incense, slipped on a toe
ring and dropped a POEM. Yall killing me here.

Who the fuck do you think you are, Captain Save-A-Bro?

Sweet fucking Christmas, this is just beyond ridiculous.You ol’ “Two hearts beating as one, this ol’ love of mine, crushed velvet suit wearing, crying in the rain, Isley brothers greatest hits on repeat” ass nigga.You think cats in here are gonna bite your lil poem to try to spit it to their girl or something?

This thread needs a council, real rap, because some of y’all cats need EXTRA help. On some after school tutoring type shit.
This can’t be life…

This nigga at home crying to Baby Face records. “When can
I see you again…” Got caught up like Eddie Murphy

This reminds me of the time in college that one of my friends wanted to
be all up in this broad. He wrote her the shittiest, most emo poem ever and we all told him that, but he didn’t listen and gave it to her anyways. She read it in front of him and laughed in his face and then a few months later, she decided that she would come out of the closet and become a lesbian.
That guy still got owned less than Emblem did.

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I think we egged people to fall for catfishing

The Mrs. Darkness shit basically hit when I came to SRK.

Holy fucking shit was I confused as all fuck. Think I joined for fighting games, there’s dudes pretending to be chicks to be fake girlfriends.

mjlol

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I’ll be up front about this one. I was the first victim of this shit but most of it stayed off srk until some peeps in the premium lounge gave me the 411 on what was going on. It only lasted maybe a week or two. Somewhere around there.

Most the drama and fall out from my experiences with “her” was self contained in premium and in PM’s between the few people who figured out what was going on. I did get my shit pushed in for it, though. Most of it was friendly ribbing and “you should know better” type things though.

EmblemLord is the person you’re thinking of. Dude was in some heavy denial about the whole thing. He stood his ground and dug his heels deeper and deeper each time someone was posting proof about it being bullshit and cat fishing.

People were posting his blog posts about “her”, hacking into his messenger conversations with “her/“about “her” as well as his SRK PM Box and was posting them. Shit was absolutely fucking wild.

He wrote some absolutely insane posts about her and the whole situation while they were “together”, upon discovery of the cat fishing and the fall out of everyone putting him on blast.

I think he tried to stick around after that but no one would let up so he just stopped posting

All of us regulars in the premium section had a game where we neg rep people on here but in the comment as to why we’d always sign the comment as someone who had premium as well but we didn’t like. The person we signed the comment as would then ended up getting flooded with hate mail. It never stopped being funny to us.

Valaris, Guru, Infested Jester, Cryoh , Grog and myself did this a tooooooon to Lobelia Prime, Luigi Bo, LBC Kid and a few others.

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Don’t know, but believe he moved to Georgia after Katrina in LA

Yeah, the real OG XBL with the real OG XBOX 1.

In HSF2 you had the Gill players and people like JasonBlackman on CVS2 and SNAAAAKE and so forth!!!

Just dawned on me. The way we talk about OG SRK and the FGC is like how the OG pro wrestlers talk about wrestling back in the day. Good times!!!

Lol he never quit posting.

Stuck around the Sagat subforums for the vast majority of SF4 and then…went…on to play Ryu in Smash.

:man_facepalming:

I’ll never forget the boel RPG he had going for us in the premium forums.

I still wish I had pics of my GOLDEN KNIGHT, I even forgot his goddamn name.

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Oh really? I guess he just stopped posting in GD I guess. I haven’t posted out of gD since Tatsunoko vs. Capcom I think.

We could technically bring back premium.

:eyes:

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I don’t think there’d even be a point

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I suggested it a while back.

It’d basically be a place with way laxer rules where people can go HAM with each other. Ranks are down in SRK but its still possible.

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do it. I need to go HAM on some little bitches here!!!

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I laughed from a good healthy place when that drama unfolded…

I mean…srk is pretty lax as is.

Pertho means we go 100% 2002-mode instead of 70%.

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https://twitter.com/ATLfinalround/status/1238510507335835655?s=20

Damn, wrong thread!

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This basically.

I wanted to move the election thread there so it wasnt under the purview of my modding. Solves the issue of who and how it was modded: it would turn into a “prem” enter at your own risk thread.

:man_shrugging:

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Unmodded territories are the best.

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Would’ve made a lot of things easier. There would’ve been a space for OG GD bullshit and GD entered a state of balance.

Oh well.

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Fair enough.